Bad Boy (Page 4)

Ms Adams is teaching her first grade class about letters and words. "Ok children, we're gonna play a game, I say a letter of the alphabet, and you have to say a word starting with that letter. We'll start off with the letter 'A'" she says, and Johnny's hand goes up, but the teacher doesn't pick him cause he knows he'll say ass, so she picks Lucy who says 'apple'. Next she says the letter 'B', and Johnnys hand shoots up again, but the teacher doesn't chose him cause she knows he'll say bastard, so she picks adam who says ball. The teacher finally gets to 'R', and johnnys hand goes up, and the teacher cant think of any swear words starting with 'R', so she picks Johnny. "yes Johhny?"
"Rats miss"
"Rats?"
"Yes miss, those really big bastards"

try again later

i'm off man