ITS MA LYFE

Date: 04-10-2009 10:44 am (14 years ago) | Author: Joey
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- at 4-10-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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a guy was having sex with his girlfriend when the condom comes off, into the girl. Scared that she might get pregnant, the dim-witted fellow takes a short stick and tries to bring it out, that also falls in then he stops trying.
the girl gets pregnant (needless to say) and nine months later she born baby boy

the pikin just comot from the mama, wear condom for head, hold the stick like Don Jazzy and pointed to his father saying "u see this lyfe, we go chop am together"
 Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 4-10-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- favourtee at 4-10-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 4-10-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 4-10-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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ori e foka sibe
Posted: at 4-10-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 4-10-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  4-10-2009 10:44 AM
a guy was having sex with his girlfriend when the condom comes off, into the girl. Scared that she might get pregnant, the dim-witted fellow takes a short stick and tries to bring it out, that also falls in then he stops trying.
the girl gets pregnant (needless to say) and nine months later she born baby boy

the pikin just comot from the mama, wear condom for head, hold the stick like Don Jazzy and pointed to his father saying "u see this lyfe, we go chop am together"
 Cool Cool Cool Cool

I recommend you for night of stupid laugh
Posted: at 4-10-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedejitemilol at 4-10-2009 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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dis is nice
Posted: at 4-10-2009 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 4-10-2009 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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exactly my joke of the week.......... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2009 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-10-2009 10:05 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 4-10-2009 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- uchevictor at 4-10-2009 10:14 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa
Posted: at 4-10-2009 10:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 4-10-2009 10:30 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks to all dose wey appreciate this semi-original joke, otherwise bugger off
Posted: at 4-10-2009 10:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Guy u try no mind dem Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-10-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago)
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he try
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 5-10-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
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@brizio or wetin you call urself that ok before you ....
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Wat?
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 5-10-2009 01:30 AM (14 years ago)
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te
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Pls do not distract and stay along the line of discusion. Pls make use of capitalization and if u cant find ur post, check in the trash bin.
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 5-10-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 01:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Ask 5 times
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 5-10-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago)
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na you sabi
Posted: at 5-10-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 5-10-2009 08:06 AM (14 years ago)
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who be dis Iyinka guy sef.... dude this na funnyhub just incase u no know. the least requirement na sense of humour and it seems u r in the wrong forum. why u no go 'life is serious' and stop disturbing pple wey wan catch small laff
Posted: at 5-10-2009 08:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 5-10-2009 08:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 5-10-2009 08:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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