i cant believe Micheal is truly dead until the day they wanted to bury him,when i heard he was dead i said no and smile he cant be dead,so when people start saying it i don"t believe until i saw usher crying on the stage and i said to myself can Micheal really be dead?. i then starts to look for how Micheal is going to be revive in die minute, then i imagine Micheal in heaven siting down in a calf snow playing with a pieces of snow wearing white and black, then suddenly i imagine God strolling around and that when he saw Micheal and the following conversation ensue GOD Who are you and what are you doing there? MICHEAL Lol am Micheal GOD; Micheal?Micheal what? MICHEAL: Lol am Micheal Jackson GOD oh, are you the famous Micheal Jackson? Micheal Jackson of Jackson 5 ?common boy how are you? and you are here alone what about your brothers? MICHEAL My brothers are still alive GOD wao you look so white, well it doesn"t matter if you are black or white so what are you doing here? MICHEAL Lol am suppose to be dead? GOD Oh you are dead? ok..... sorry about that .....wait did u just say you are dead ? MICHEAL hello i just said that and dont tell me you don"t know that? GOD Yes of course i know that ,is just that you have 10 second left to leave MICHEAL Hello , God you are so funny, 10 second,they cant even revive me in 30 seconds. GOD yea, you are right but you know 10 second in the world is 10 years here. MICHEAL wao, i like the weather here then, u don"t get to grown old easily and there are a whole lots time different i think i will rather stay here. GOD but i can do it for you, you can still go to the world. (at this point am so happy) MICHEAL Well i appropriate that but i cant go back, what if i suddenly wake up there and started singing am back am back you know me, mehn millions and thousand people will die, so i rather stay here. GOD well is you choice for the main time feel free and make yourself at home mike i will be right back.
------------ well not funny i love Micheal but God love him most.
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