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![-]( "jossy4reall") jossy4reall at 1-10-2014 10:34 AM (9 years ago)  (m) The Nicest Thing About The Future Is That It Always Starts Tomorrow
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail..
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. Try it
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person, but when a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4 am
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Money can't buy happiness: but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Bentley than in a Kia.
Think about this ... No one ever says 'It's only a game' when his team is winning.
Happy New Month
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 1-10-2014 10:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 1-10-2014 11:14 AM (9 years ago) (m) hmmmm 9ice
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 1-10-2014 11:14 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "alabi22") alabi22 at 1-10-2014 08:09 PM (9 years ago) (f) hmmmm nicer | Posted: at 1-10-2014 08:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 2-10-2014 01:27 PM (9 years ago) (f) i no read am finish | Posted: at 2-10-2014 01:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "alabi22") alabi22 at 2-10-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago) (f) na night school u go? | Posted: at 2-10-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "brightossy") brightossy at 2-10-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago) (m) no picture | Posted: at 2-10-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 2-10-2014 07:23 PM (9 years ago) (m) ask ram
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 2-10-2014 07:23 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "yettyness") yettyness at 2-10-2014 08:24 PM (9 years ago) (f) nice | Posted: at 2-10-2014 08:24 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 3-10-2014 04:03 AM (9 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 3-10-2014 04:03 AM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 3-10-2014 09:56 AM (9 years ago) (m) 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 3-10-2014 09:56 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 3-10-2014 05:19 PM (9 years ago) (f) ebola go soon catch u for mouth | Posted: at 3-10-2014 05:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "matanmi13") matanmi13 at 3-10-2014 09:06 PM (9 years ago) (m) Na soooo. | Posted: at 3-10-2014 09:06 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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na so.....but why?
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 4-10-2014 06:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "alabi22") alabi22 at 4-10-2014 06:29 AM (9 years ago) (f) ds but why disease is very dangerous | Posted: at 4-10-2014 06:29 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 4-10-2014 01:04 PM (9 years ago) (f) nawa | Posted: at 4-10-2014 01:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 4-10-2014 05:13 PM (9 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 4-10-2014 05:13 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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ok | Posted: at 4-10-2014 05:49 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 5-10-2014 07:09 PM (9 years ago) (m) okeke
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 5-10-2014 07:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "yettyness") yettyness at 5-10-2014 11:10 PM (9 years ago) (f) zeigbo finds love at last.....hmmmm... hope not charm. | Posted: at 5-10-2014 11:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 6-10-2014 12:16 PM (9 years ago) (m) she is not my love she use to work in my shrine as a waitress
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 6-10-2014 12:16 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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