Lagosian offer in Warri

Date: 03-10-2014 6:11 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 3-10-2014 06:11 AM (9 years ago)
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A Lagosian walks into a beer parlour in Warri and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers..... He says, "I hear say you Warri people na bunch of hard drinkers una be. I go give $500 American dollars to anybody here who go drink 10 bottles of Gulder one after another within 1hr.
The room is quiet, and no body take up the offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows up and taps the Lagosian on the shoulder.... "That your bet still stand?" asks the Warri man.....The Lagosian says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 bottles of Gulder. Immediately the Warri man tear down all the 10 bottles within 30mins, drinking them all back-to-back.....Other people in the bear parlour cheer as the Lagosian sits in amazement.

The Lagosian gives the Warri man the $500 and says, "If u no mind me askin, where did you go for that 30 minutes you waka commot?"........The Warri man replies, "Oh........I go to the other beer parlour down the street to see if I go fit do am first...I drink 10 bottles there before 30mins, then I confirm say I go do am....then I come back here

Posted: at 3-10-2014 06:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- brightossy at 3-10-2014 08:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Chai! C joke Cry
Posted: at 3-10-2014 08:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-10-2014 09:06 AM (9 years ago)
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bed time i wan sleep inside gutter
Posted: at 3-10-2014 09:06 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-10-2014 09:07 AM (9 years ago)
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bed time i wan sleep inside gutter
Posted: at 3-10-2014 09:07 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-10-2014 07:06 AM (9 years ago)
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like say u get house wey u dey sleep b4
Posted: at 4-10-2014 07:06 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- chidi4reala at 4-10-2014 06:02 PM (9 years ago)
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this one follow for joke?
Posted: at 4-10-2014 06:02 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chidi4reala at 4-10-2014 06:03 PM (9 years ago)
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this one follow for joke?
Posted: at 4-10-2014 06:03 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 4-10-2014 06:38 PM (9 years ago)
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dis one na kweshion?
Posted: at 4-10-2014 06:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 5-10-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago)
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jossy, na joke b ds?
Posted: at 5-10-2014 06:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2014 06:55 PM (9 years ago)
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ask ram
Posted: at 5-10-2014 06:55 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 8-10-2014 08:36 AM (9 years ago)
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abeg, call jossy make e con pack ds shit
Posted: at 8-10-2014 08:36 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 8-10-2014 12:33 PM (9 years ago)
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dont mind them jossy.....the joke is not bad. 
Posted: at 8-10-2014 12:33 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 8-10-2014 01:23 PM (9 years ago)
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i dey suspect jossy and yetty
Posted: at 8-10-2014 01:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2014 03:24 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  8-10-2014 12:33 PM
dont mind them jossy.....the joke is not bad. 
Yes it's manageable Cheesy
Posted: at 8-10-2014 03:24 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-10-2014 07:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  8-10-2014 08:36 AM
abeg, call jossy make e con pack ds sh*t


alabi if u shi't for hia make u pack am by ur self......no let me vex for u b4 u pack am
Posted: at 8-10-2014 07:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-10-2014 07:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  8-10-2014 12:33 PM
dont mind them jossy.....the joke is not bad. 

I no dey mind them my dear......I run things....things dont run me cuz e no easy
Posted: at 8-10-2014 07:15 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-10-2014 07:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  8-10-2014 03:24 PM
Yes it's manageable Cheesy

yeye who ask for ur opinion?
Posted: at 8-10-2014 07:16 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-10-2014 07:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  8-10-2014 01:23 PM
i dey suspect jossy and yetty


dis boy,,,,,u no get respect for adults?
Posted: at 8-10-2014 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 8-10-2014 10:46 PM (9 years ago)
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Go wear ur eye glass, u no dey c gray hair to call me boi
Posted: at 8-10-2014 10:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 8-10-2014 10:57 PM (9 years ago)
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chai... compliment of boy don reveal he be gray haired old man...how many grey haired old men are here in this forum....
Posted: at 8-10-2014 10:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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