Three Sons

Date: 06-10-2009 3:57 am (15 years ago) | Author: Segun
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- at 6-10-2009 03:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Posted: at 6-10-2009 03:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 6-10-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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hahhahaha


cool

Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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I posted this joke b4.

Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 6-10-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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@just2sexy: yes, we copied from same site.
Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sunnyvidic at 6-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-10-2009 04:13 PM
I posted this joke b4.
and then? Angry Angry



























Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Unah well? I u just photocopied my joke. Grin

Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  6-10-2009 05:43 PM
@just2sexy: yes, we copied from same site.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 6-10-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  6-10-2009 05:43 PM
@just2sexy: yes, we copied from same site.

isnt dat borin?

Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 6-10-2009 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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not at all

Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Its boring. Grin

Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 7-10-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago)
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hisssssssss

Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Hey girl, how re doin?

Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 7-10-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  6-10-2009 05:43 PM
@just2sexy: yes, we copied from same site.
Did u have to resend it? If its a mistake admit, but dont annoy me by saying that ah
Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Dont mind him. Let him continue blabing like a child

Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 7-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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vomiting
Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Vormit well well

Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 8-10-2009 06:41 AM (15 years ago)
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@asaph: what's a mistake in posting a joke I read online?

@just2sexy: you are the party blabbing.
Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kouga at 8-10-2009 07:07 AM (15 years ago)
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oh she has already download the chicken palot?. hahhahahahaha!!!!!!
Posted: at 8-10-2009 07:07 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 8-10-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  8-10-2009 06:41 AM
@asaph: what's a mistake in posting a joke I read online?

@just2sexy: you are the party blabbing.
ok the mistake is; seeing two same topics on the same page and the last sender claiming he did it intentionally. Sometimes we read posts here which we know and we cant go ahead and repost them because we had heard or seen them before. ok one mistakenly or unknowingly can post it but must admit after getting informed.
Posted: at 8-10-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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