Invitation to Dinner

Date: 06-10-2009 4:19 am (14 years ago) | Author: Segun
- at 6-10-2009 04:19 AM (14 years ago)
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 6-10-2009 04:33 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Elusakin u deserve promotion oh. This is a harvest of jokes
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 9-10-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago)
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nyc ....
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-10-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on  9-10-2009 01:01 AM
nyc ....

neosha dis isnt wise of u to come back as a newbie
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 07:04 AM (14 years ago)
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shut up mr
Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:04 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 9-10-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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@ poster nice one
Posted: at 9-10-2009 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 9-10-2009 10:14 AM (14 years ago)
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this guy is becoming war. nice one man
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 15-11-2009 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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gud 4 dem all.
Posted: at 15-11-2009 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 16-11-2009 02:15 AM (14 years ago)
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looooooool
Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:15 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago)
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abi.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 18-12-2009 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 18-12-2009 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 18-12-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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man, this is nice
Posted: at 18-12-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 18-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 18-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 18-12-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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COOL
Posted: at 18-12-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 21-12-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Let him come and learn from others' experiences than yours. Hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 21-12-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 21-12-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Who brought dis joke up again?
Posted: at 21-12-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-12-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha
Posted: at 21-12-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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