Blonde Deputy

Date: 06-10-2009 4:47 am (14 years ago) | Author: Segun
- at 6-10-2009 04:47 AM (14 years ago)
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The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven", she replies.

The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.

The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.

"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:47 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahaha Grin that nah real ode
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 10-10-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-10-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 11-10-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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seen that before, but nice one
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 11-10-2009 06:17 PM (14 years ago)
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sure
Posted: at 11-10-2009 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 11-10-2009 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-10-2009 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 12-10-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-10-2009 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 12-10-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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intresting amazily 9ice
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-10-2009 10:40 PM (14 years ago)
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oyinbo too much
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 12-10-2009 11:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 12-10-2009 10:40 PM
oyinbo too much
ok the joke tight like skin tight!!! Cheesy
Posted: at 12-10-2009 11:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-10-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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like tot**
Posted: at 12-10-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 12-10-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago)
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dat one nor be all dey tight
Posted: at 12-10-2009 11:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 13-10-2009 12:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 13-10-2009 12:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 15-11-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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funie but dumb blonde.
Posted: at 15-11-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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