A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loud speaker, my two Bosom s are for tuning, left one is for tuning the channel AM or FM and my right Bosom is for tuning bass and treble depending which mode you want."
The young man was aroused by the young lady expression, and said to the lady, "I don't believe it."
Young lady said, "You can try it if you want".
Young man said, "Ok come to my hotel room and prove it to me."
They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the hotel room. Upon entering the room the young lady undressed herself and soon the young man start feeling the left nipple for AM/FM fine-tuning. After a while nothing happen. He changed to the right nipple and start rubbing with greater pressure.
Again, nothing happened.
The young man soon gave up and ask the lady, "Hello sweetie, after I have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples there are no response."
The sexy lady replied, "You forgot to PLUG IN your power."
14_Inches
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago) (m)
exactly....dem no get light na....
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
You don't need to comment jargons in order to remain the moderator !!!
Think about what you comment, then write it. I am sure you don't want to be my first guinea pig !!!! The pikin we dey ask hin papa why he no rich like others, na the tory of how hin papa toast him mama he wan hear.
By the time you reach my age, none of your comment would make meaning anymore, cos you for don dey shit for inside ya pant !!!!
Why you no cover that ya chicken chest Dat one no be marcho enough, ladies go dey run for you.
14_Inches
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
That chicken chest dey make me sick self. Abeg tell am make he cover am.
@ asaph, please I hope question no dey cause quarell Wetin do ya hand ?? E be say he no dey straight??? He look like that man fom Nollywood TOWONDUN, I hope no be Weak Lo (pardon my grammar cos grammar no be my language) want chop off ya hand,
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 7-10-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 7-10-2009 12:05 PM
That chicken chest dey make me sick self. Abeg tell am make he cover am.
@ asaph, please I hope question no dey cause quarell Wetin do ya hand ?? E be say he no dey straight??? He look like that man fom Nollywood TOWONDUN, I hope no be Weak Lo (pardon my grammar cos grammar no be my language) want chop off ya hand,
14_Inches
lol.........
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 7-10-2009 01:45 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 7-10-2009 01:35 PM
Kris my pal, where have you been hiding since all these days??
I like you pass anyone. I missed your nice comments.
So I hope you are back for good??? Did you by any chance see my GF? just between friends?? I heard someone don give am belle for me??
ur lovely pal..
14_Inches
which of your GF? hope we won't have to argue over this.... iphie is okay.... i will send your regards... nice joke you've got there.... it remind me of this:
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
coolguys235
add12
just2sexy
federico
xter
elusakin
asaph
Dat one no be marcho enough, ladies go dey run for you.
Gbravo
Kristiantus
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