The man’s peen got stuck inside her virgina and someone actually had to HELP THEM TO THE HOSPITAL.
Everyone thinks sand in your butt is the worst thing that can happen when you have sex on a beach, but one Italian couple proved that’s definitely not the case.
According to the Local, the couple was happily frolicking around an isolated beach at Porto San Giorgio when they decided to express their love in the warm waters of the ocean. The romance of the moment, however, was probably lost when the waves actually suctioned them together. As in, he couldn’t get his peen out of her.
Apparently, they wriggled around in the water for a while until they caught the attention of a woman who was probably expecting to enjoy a nice walk along the shore and instead intercepted this couple.
She helped get them to an emergency room, where they were finally separated when the doctors gave the woman an injection that’s usually used to dilate the uterus of a pregnant woman.
This isn’t the only couple this has happened to. In February, one Zimbabwean couple was stuck together for seven hours until the man’s father found them and helped pull them apart. A Malaysian couple was similarly unable to disengage. And still other couples have been victim of a rare condition known as “peen captivus” in which the muscles in the honeypot clamp down, making it impossible for the peen to withdraw.
So there you go, guys, your nightmares are real.
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