An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.
The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.
Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."
So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.
The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 7-10-2009 02:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hmmmmm.... 14inches, inshort you too much....
Posted: at 7-10-2009 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
that one don die finish, it will take Jesus to resurrect ya kilishi. This pastor can only heal the sick, not a dead wood like ya thingy.. So pray the he cometh sooner!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 7-10-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 7-10-2009 05:56 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 7-10-2009 03:21 PM
i don put am... what next
that one don die finish, it will take Jesus to resurrect ya kilishi. This pastor can only heal the sick, not a dead wood like ya thingy.. So pray the he cometh sooner!!!
14_Inches
oga 14 inches u mean say ya own don die finish .....heyaaaaaa pele oooooohhh......
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 7-10-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
that one don die finish, it will take Jesus to resurrect ya kilishi. This pastor can only heal the sick, not a dead wood like ya thingy.. So pray the he cometh sooner!!!
14_Inches
oga 14 inches u mean say ya own don die finish .....heyaaaaaa pele oooooohhh......
Die ke. Wetin go kill am. That is the ABUJA part of my body. Enu go die lai lai. I mean ur kilishi don YAMUTU. My own na kampe. Na hin I dey use dey chop better yam.
14_Inches
Posted: at 7-10-2009 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 7-10-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 7-10-2009 08:08 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 7-10-2009 06:00 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 7-10-2009 05:56 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 7-10-2009 03:21 PM
i don put am... what next
that one don die finish, it will take Jesus to resurrect ya kilishi. This pastor can only heal the sick, not a dead wood like ya thingy.. So pray the he cometh sooner!!!
14_Inches
oga 14 inches u mean say ya own don die finish .....heyaaaaaa pele oooooohhh......
Die ke. Wetin go kill am. That is the ABUJA part of my body. Enu go die lai lai. I mean ur kilishi don YAMUTU. My own na kampe. Na hin I dey use dey chop better yam.
14_Inches
chei!!!! make u used panadol xtra den na
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 7-10-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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