Wonder Shall Never End: Nigeria's First Lesbian Wedding Holds!

Date: 29-10-2014 10:50 am (6 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
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The end times are finally here. Some of the things we used to say can never happen in Nigeria are beginning to unfold and unfurl before our very eyes. And the latest is the marriage between two lesbians! Yes, two ladies just got married in this country.
The ‘groom’ is an actress. Pretty and fair skinned, well built and always
behaving like a man, alphabet M begins her first name. From the South South, We investigation uncovered that she has been a lesbian all her life. “Oh, she didn’t just start now. She’s been into the act for like almost all her life.
From secondary to university, we all knew her to be one. The only shocking thing is this one they said she just wedded a follow lesbian. And you won’t believe this: She is a married woman o! But Lesbi has obviously entered her blood. Only God knows whether her husband still touches her. These small-small girls who are her partners practically live in her house.
She tells her husband that they are her colleagues, who have accommodation problem. But it is a big fat lie. The man, maybe, would have protested or even kicked them out since. But being that he is currently out of job and now depends on her to do practically everything, there’s almost nothing he could do”.
The unusual wedding took place at the pool side of a popular hotel in Ogudu, Lagos. And in attendance were said to be other known lesbians like Sola, Rita, Elizabeth, Bunmi, Victoria and Sandra.
Commenting on the significance of the wedding, a source told US, that all other lesbians will henceforth steer clear of the ‘couple’. “You know that lesbians are usually very jealous. So, with this wedding, the other members of their club will now leave them alone. Although they could still tango with whoever they fancy, among their other members. But certainly not these two. Like fidelity is preached and expected in marriage, that is also what is expected here. No more ‘cutting shows’ outside. No more sleeping with multiple partners. Both of them must stick to themselves and no one else”.

We gathered that an elderly member of the group, also married and who resides in Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos, pronounced them ‘husband and wife’. And thereafter massive fun commenced. With food and drinks in excess. The bride, lest we forget, is young, very pretty and also fair-complexioned.
An undergraduate of one of the South South universities which has produced so many popular actors, her first name is Linda. It would also be recalled that this is not the first time that a strange marriage like this is taking place in the world among Nigerians.
Years back, a beauty enhancer from Edo State who is very, very popular, was ‘married’ to the daughter of our erstwhile Chief of Army Staff. Both unabashed lesbians, their names are Dupe and Aisha. And at that time, it generated so much furore, even though the venue was abroad, before eventually dying down. And now this – which is the first in our country.
Happy married life to them!.


Posted: at 29-10-2014 10:50 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
- hellhellhell at 29-10-2014 11:02 AM (6 years ago)
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FIRST TO COMMENT!!!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:02 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Asalami at 29-10-2014 11:07 AM (6 years ago)
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why did you not mention their names poster. Stop providing us with false news. mwtteeeeeeeeeeeeew
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:07 AM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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- ugbang at 29-10-2014 11:18 AM (6 years ago)
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Laziness and idleness is a sin people with nothing doing with fake news. I advice such to have something reasonable doing
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:18 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- morgrawl231 at 29-10-2014 11:21 AM (6 years ago)
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CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STORIES MEHNN!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:21 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Wysetots at 29-10-2014 11:24 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: hellhellhell on 29-10-2014 11:02 AM
FIRST TO COMMENT!!!

Get a life.
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:24 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- dynasty4all at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (6 years ago)
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TRAH, RUBBISH, BASELESS
MENTION THEIR NAMES
THE ACTOR IS FROM SOUT WEST, AND HIS NAME STARTS WITH K
HE IS WELL BULITH WITH BIG STOMACH
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Giftous1 at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (6 years ago)
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Their names or it never HAPPENED!!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzeb at 29-10-2014 11:38 AM (6 years ago)
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VERY BIG LIE, 
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:38 AM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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- allenspike at 29-10-2014 12:13 PM (6 years ago)
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So dem go dey shuk rubber carrot 4 their honeypot com suck the juice out with dia tongue "Choia!!!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 12:13 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ken1230 at 29-10-2014 12:17 PM (6 years ago)
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Story
Posted: at 29-10-2014 12:17 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- schmit at 29-10-2014 12:44 PM (6 years ago)
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I no believe dis story , cus na crime for naija
Posted: at 29-10-2014 12:44 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- echeeche at 29-10-2014 12:47 PM (6 years ago)
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God will judge all
Posted: at 29-10-2014 12:47 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 29-10-2014 01:56 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 29-10-2014 01:56 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- eric2000 at 29-10-2014 02:21 PM (6 years ago)
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nice movie..when is it getting released
Posted: at 29-10-2014 02:21 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moriseye at 29-10-2014 03:28 PM (6 years ago)
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I know that HOMOSEXUALS have sex through anus. How do LESBIANS have sex both with flat organs ?
Posted: at 29-10-2014 03:28 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chealseafc at 29-10-2014 03:32 PM (6 years ago)
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an idle mind they say, is a devil's workshop. if you have nothing doing, come to ladipo market and start APRIKO for yourself. it is better than this your lie, lie business.
Posted: at 29-10-2014 03:32 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chealseafc at 29-10-2014 04:07 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: hellhellhell on 29-10-2014 11:02 AM
FIRST TO COMMENT!!!



ABOKI.
Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:07 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beneno at 29-10-2014 04:20 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:20 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Thymez01 at 29-10-2014 04:52 PM (6 years ago)
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Ehnnnnn-ehn.
Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:52 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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