A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
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Posted: at 10-10-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 10-10-2009 12:57 PM
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
dis joke is damn funny...it makes me laugh for 3 mins..is my joke of the week
Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
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Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: topzet on 10-10-2009 02:56 PM
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
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Posted: at 10-10-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
you make laugh infact you such a girl i wich to meet if you dont mind here is my number +2347060921761 kindly give a flash am gonna call you back now pls YOU ARE GREAT TRUST ME
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