AKPOS & DEATH

Date: 04-12-2014 11:24 am (9 years ago) | Author: tony elvis
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- at 4-12-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago)
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Death came to Akpos and said; Guy
today is your day.
Akpos said: But I'm not ready.
Death said; Your name is the next on
my list.
Akpos said; Okay, why don’t you sit
down let me bring you something to
eat before you take me.
Death said; All right.
Akpos gave death some food with
sleeping pills in it.
Death finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep.
Akpos took the list, removed his
name from the top of the list and put
it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to
Akpos; Because you have been very
nice to me, I will start from the
BOTTOM of the list.
Akpos fainted

Posted: at 4-12-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- justmak at 4-12-2014 11:30 AM (9 years ago)
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akpos come wake up give U dirty slap for this awesome PB4

Posted: at 4-12-2014 11:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-12-2014 11:32 AM (9 years ago)
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akpos come wake up give U dirty slap for this awesome PB4

Posted: at 4-12-2014 11:32 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 7-12-2014 05:09 PM (9 years ago)
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justmak, na ur broda b ds?
Posted: at 7-12-2014 05:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 7-12-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  7-12-2014 05:09 PM
justmak, na ur broda b ds?
anty alabi y na,I still da learn were dz boi da dz is d height of madness

Posted: at 7-12-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2014 10:28 PM (9 years ago)
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nice 1

Posted: at 7-12-2014 10:28 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2014 04:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Wetin  nice here zeigbo
Posted: at 15-12-2014 04:05 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 15-12-2014 04:12 PM (9 years ago)
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ask am again maybe na him picking

Posted: at 15-12-2014 04:12 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 15-12-2014 04:40 PM (9 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444
Posted: at 15-12-2014 04:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 16-12-2014 12:11 AM (9 years ago)
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seconded!
Posted: at 16-12-2014 12:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2014 01:46 AM (9 years ago)
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let's support the newbie 

Posted: at 16-12-2014 01:46 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 16-12-2014 12:17 PM (9 years ago)
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support am bcos e b ur shrine apprentice ba?
Posted: at 16-12-2014 12:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-12-2014 12:55 AM (9 years ago)
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cool!!!supported@zei
Posted: at 17-12-2014 12:55 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 17-12-2014 04:48 PM (9 years ago)
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zeigbo don collect bribe
Posted: at 17-12-2014 04:48 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 17-12-2014 05:21 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2014 05:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-12-2014 01:37 AM (9 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-12-2014 01:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 18-12-2014 12:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Okies
Posted: at 18-12-2014 12:28 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 18-12-2014 01:07 PM (9 years ago)
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@ossy, tell me d kain bribe wey zeigbo collect
Posted: at 18-12-2014 01:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 18-12-2014 07:59 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 17-12-2014 04:48 PM
zeigbo don collect bribe

native doctors for ur village de collect bribe?
Posted: at 18-12-2014 07:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 19-12-2014 02:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 18-12-2014 01:07 PM
@ossy, tell me d kain bribe wey zeigbo collect
since afer the bribe, the boi no fit urinate
Posted: at 19-12-2014 02:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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