Jokes For December Sake

Date: 23-12-2014 10:23 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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1] In a Mental Hospital, a journalist asked the Doctor:

Journalist: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Doctor: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient &
ask them to empty the Bathtub...

Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use bucket bcoz its bigger...

Doctor: "No, A normal person would pull the drain plug!!
Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...



2] A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "The Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about The Verge 'n' Mary."

3] It Pays To Know German
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs sh-t in it!")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"


Merry Christmas to the Christians and Merry Muhammad mas to their Islam brothers


Posted: at 23-12-2014 10:23 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- justmak at 23-12-2014 10:33 AM (9 years ago)
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Jesus christ

Posted: at 23-12-2014 10:33 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 23-12-2014 05:32 PM (9 years ago)
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jossy...joke for december sake? pls, which december r u refering to? na december 2015 abi wetin? no just let me vex for u ooo
Posted: at 23-12-2014 05:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 23-12-2014 05:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Joke?
Posted: at 23-12-2014 05:51 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 05:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Alabi na dis December.....abi u get anoda December?

Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:31 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 24-12-2014 02:46 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin very funny
Posted: at 24-12-2014 02:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 05:28 PM (9 years ago)
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e b like u don take several shots b4 u com here today
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 05:39 PM (9 years ago)
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may be....but why?

Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 05:44 PM (9 years ago)
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na only d first joke funny....d remain 2..... chere kam bia
Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:44 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 05:46 PM (9 years ago)
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dat mean say na dat time ur head dey think straight...after dat ur kolo mental start

Posted: at 24-12-2014 05:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
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r u talking to me?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 06:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
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r u talking to me?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 06:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 24-12-2014 06:03 PM (9 years ago)
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r u talking to me?
Posted: at 24-12-2014 06:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-12-2014 06:04 PM (9 years ago)
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still on top of the mata....u see wetin I just talk, na im u dey manifest already.....I weep for u

Posted: at 24-12-2014 06:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 24-12-2014 07:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Where jossy dey since all this days, na prison ni abi nA yaba-left!!!

Posted: at 24-12-2014 07:35 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-12-2014 09:18 AM (9 years ago)
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I de  waka go back  2013.

Posted: at 26-12-2014 09:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 26-12-2014 12:36 PM (9 years ago)
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Have Mercy Bro J Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-12-2014 12:36 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- alabi22 at 26-12-2014 01:34 PM (9 years ago)
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@jossy - God save u say u quick talk...if 2 say i repeat dat " r u talking to me" again, wey u no talk, kai; na today ur own for finish. yeye boy
Posted: at 26-12-2014 01:34 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 26-12-2014 07:06 PM (9 years ago)
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You say?

Posted: at 26-12-2014 07:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 26-12-2014 07:49 PM (9 years ago)
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yeye people everywhere
Posted: at 26-12-2014 07:49 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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