Enlarging the Beast

Date: 18-10-2009 5:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: David Ujah
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- at 18-10-2009 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her Bosom s are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. ???If you want your Bosom s to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your Bosom s for a few seconds.Huh?

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her Bosom s. ???How long will this take?Huh? she asks.

???They???ll grow larger over a period of years,??? he replies.

The wife stops. ???Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my Bosom s every day will make my Bosom s grow over the years?Huh?

The husband shrugs. ???Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?Huh?

Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 18-10-2009 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 18-10-2009 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-10-2009 11:49 PM (14 years ago)
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NASTY BUT FUNNY
Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-10-2009 11:58 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 12:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Gud one Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 20-10-2009 08:06 AM (14 years ago)
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lolling
Posted: at 20-10-2009 08:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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am Bosom ing with laughter here oooo.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dammy_4u at 20-10-2009 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Cheesy Shocked Cool Huh?
this's  very funny.
guy u got it
Posted: at 20-10-2009 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 20-10-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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CHIE..
Posted: at 20-10-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- padrino at 20-10-2009 10:13 AM (14 years ago)
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good 1
Posted: at 20-10-2009 10:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 20-10-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Naughty though,  however it is funny
Posted: at 20-10-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok Grin

Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 20-10-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 20-10-2009 09:14 AM
am Bosom ing with laughter here oooo.... Grin Grin Grin

Kris kris kris kris wats hapening
Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-10-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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he wan enlarge him Bosom  nii

Posted: at 20-10-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Nah u go help am do am.

Posted: at 20-10-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 20-10-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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yes na

Posted: at 20-10-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mariahvirt at 20-10-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago)
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guy na wa 2 u oh. ma basi, na we u comot that kind of torri form? any way sha u 3eye Wink Grin Wink Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- prencess at 20-10-2009 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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hummmmmmmmmmm Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-10-2009 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 20-10-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 21-10-2009 11:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 20-10-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 20-10-2009 09:14 AM
am Bosom ing with laughter here oooo.... Grin Grin Grin

Kris kris kris kris wats hapening
nwanna doshe, nothing dey paar o...
Posted: at 21-10-2009 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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