Are You Dirty Minded?

Date: 15-07-2008 11:55 am (13 years ago) | Author: Mariama Jasmine Mohammed
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- at 15-07-2008 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

What were you thinking?  You dirty minded thing!

Posted: at 15-07-2008 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Vixenx at 15-07-2008 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Not really... Grin
Posted: at 15-07-2008 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- maffrodisiac at 16-07-2008 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Not really? means u're kinda dirty minded right? What were u thinking of when u started reading? Tongue
Posted: at 16-07-2008 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nautillus at 16-07-2008 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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LMAO . . .I gotta say . . .you had me there

very nice
Posted: at 16-07-2008 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maffrodisiac at 17-07-2008 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Well! That's just what I had in mind! Grin
Posted: at 17-07-2008 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ifeyemi5 at 27-07-2008 06:16 AM (13 years ago)
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that happened to you right,you just change the story.
Posted: at 27-07-2008 06:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- khadijah at 31-07-2008 12:13 AM (12 years ago)
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lol...but seriuosly,who would take such pain to write a bio just for toothpaste...maybe the end was modified to suit a cause..lol
Posted: at 31-07-2008 12:13 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vic123 at 2-08-2008 03:16 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-08-2008 03:16 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- vic123 at 2-08-2008 03:33 AM (12 years ago)
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i feel you. that was a very good dirty write-up by a dirty-handed writer for dirty minds like mine. i enjoy dirty minds as yours. don`t stop being creatively-dirty sweetie. afterall, it`s a beautiful dirty world.
Posted: at 2-08-2008 03:33 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- amylove at 2-08-2008 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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wow i dont even know wat i was tinkin
Posted: at 2-08-2008 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Oluwatoyin001 at 2-08-2008 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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lol...dat was funny
Posted: at 2-08-2008 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ketybrown at 16-08-2008 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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actually, i was thinkin about a surgical operation.
Posted: at 16-08-2008 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- princeishere at 16-08-2008 05:57 PM (12 years ago)
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I was thinkin about two things at d same time...d dirty one ur thinking n a woman in labour..lol

@ poster
that was nice...quite suspenseful
Posted: at 16-08-2008 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ifeyemi5 at 18-08-2008 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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i was actually thinking someone disvirgined her.
Posted: at 18-08-2008 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maffrodisiac at 5-02-2009 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ifeyemi5 on 18-08-2008 02:40 PM
i was actually thinking someone disvirgined her.
Yeah of course, that shows u are....... Wink
Posted: at 5-02-2009 06:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- angelicon at 5-02-2009 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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that was cul,u got me,quite alright
Posted: at 5-02-2009 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-02-2009 03:02 AM (12 years ago)
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i first think say u they tell us ur xperience but later story change..anyway my mind still never believe u say no be ur story be that..
Posted: at 6-02-2009 03:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 6-02-2009 09:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  6-02-2009 03:02 AM
i first think say u they tell us ur xperience but later story change..anyway my mind still never believe u say no be ur story be that..

u no lie me self i dey suspect am.........even though i don pull 2 i no get dat kan expereince, at my age i suppose no.........e no easy  to be customer to dentist.......my own i scream, shout, scracth so tie i tube nd tyre...........but babe u try mills nd boons dey find ur kan writer.

use dis wan as cover u hear
Posted: at 6-02-2009 09:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 6-02-2009 10:00 AM (12 years ago)
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iphie, wetin be dis na?.... small small children fit dey get convulsion if dem see am o, abi na ur true pix be dat?
Posted: at 6-02-2009 10:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-02-2009 12:27 PM (12 years ago)
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dem never remove my teeth b4? so i no know wetin you dey talk
Posted: at 6-02-2009 12:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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