Funny Pick Up Lines Chat Up Lines

Date: 23-10-2009 5:42 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 23-10-2009 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

You turn my software into hardware !

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and type to you.

I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

i would slide down a razorblade into a pool of alcohol to prove my love for you

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line.

You have 250 bones in your body, want another ?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things, I will tell everyone we did it anyway.

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

I will make love to you so well that the NEIGHBOURS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

By Rt. General Teeco
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Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- coolguys235 at 23-10-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm    sigh  Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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lol Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 23-10-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-10-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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see laugh
Posted: at 23-10-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 23-10-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 23-10-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 23-10-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Guuud one Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 23-10-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- padrino at 23-10-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice.......9ize........9ise


nice.!!!!!!! 1

c luv letter!!!
Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 23-10-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 23-10-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-10-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 23-10-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1 teeco keep it up
Posted: at 23-10-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 24-10-2009 01:26 AM (14 years ago)
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lolest lol
Posted: at 24-10-2009 01:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-10-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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mmm, see username...."bomber"

na wa ooo, ntin we no go see for Naijapals
Posted: at 24-10-2009 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 24-10-2009 04:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-10-2009 01:31 AM
mmm, see username...."bomber"

na wa ooo, ntin we no go see for Naijapals

You won't understand Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-10-2009 04:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- padrino at 24-10-2009 04:47 AM (14 years ago)
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if u no wat i mean
Posted: at 24-10-2009 04:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-10-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Thx guys just Keeping the Spirit of Laughter so high like fire
Posted: at 24-10-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-10-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 24-10-2009 04:46 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 24-10-2009 01:31 AM
mmm, see username...."bomber"

na wa ooo, ntin we no go see for Naijapals

You won't understand Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

ok oo
Posted: at 24-10-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 24-10-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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bomber to bomber
Posted: at 24-10-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 24-10-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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cool 1
Posted: at 24-10-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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