Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)

Date: 27-10-2009 10:18 am (12 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 27-10-2009 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: Fabz, You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: FabzBadangel: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

Q: 14_1nches and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front

Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- presciousoluchi at 27-10-2009 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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see joke

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- neossha at 27-10-2009 10:42 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmm
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:42 AM
hmmmmm
you must say something gurl
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-10-2009 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:45 AM
Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:42 AM
hmmmmm
you must say something gurl
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)
« posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »  

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Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

 Grin Grin Grin
love this line...
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 10:51 AM (12 years ago)
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@neossha, with super glue or?
@kris, Why
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-10-2009 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:49 AM
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)
« posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »  

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Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

 Grin Grin Grin
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:49 AM
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)
« posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »  

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Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

 Grin Grin Grin
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.

lol

Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 11:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:18 AM

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Q: 14_1nches and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front


funny stuff

Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:49 AM
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)
« posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »  

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Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

 Grin Grin Grin
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
Dont blame me 2, am human. tell me, is it nice?
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 28-10-2009 03:23 AM (12 years ago)
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where is she?
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- Bomber at 28-10-2009 05:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Interesting

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- asaph at 28-10-2009 07:16 AM (12 years ago)
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thanks
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- brizio at 28-10-2009 07:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:18 AM
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.


funny as this may sound, its actually true, at least for me
Posted: at 28-10-2009 07:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 28-10-2009 07:56 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
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- omatseye at 28-10-2009 08:39 AM (12 years ago)
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gud 1...keep it up ok...
Posted: at 28-10-2009 08:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 28-10-2009 09:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:49 AM
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour)
« posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »  

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Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The coolguy's hand.

 Grin Grin Grin
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
Grin Grin Grin
thanks for not blaming me... tell me neossha, what waz coolguy looking for?
oops, i know...
crumbs of pop-corn..  Grin
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:15 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 28-10-2009 09:25 AM (12 years ago)
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can u imagine joke i love the line of 14inches long..................................
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- Kristiantus at 28-10-2009 09:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 28-10-2009 09:25 AM
can u imagine joke i love the line of 14inches long..................................
see doshe oooo.... so you no like the one about coolguy and neossha. Grin
am sure you've not bin biten by mosquito while looking for pop-corn.
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:30 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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