Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: Fabz, You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: FabzBadangel: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
Q: 14_1nches and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) « posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
love this line...
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) « posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) « posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
lol
2.0.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
__________________________________________________________________________________________ Q: 14_1nches and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front
funny stuff
2.0.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) « posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
Dont blame me 2, am human. tell me, is it nice?
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
funny as this may sound, its actually true, at least for me
Posted: at 28-10-2009 07:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 28-10-2009 09:15 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 10:52 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:49 AM
Some Similarities (For Lunch Hour) « posted : Today at 10:18:49 AM »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Coolguy & neossha go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the neossha's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The coolguy's hand.
love this line...
i dnt blame u, i'ld blame asph dat posted it.
thanks for not blaming me... tell me neossha, what waz coolguy looking for? oops, i know... crumbs of pop-corn..
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:15 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
presciousoluchi
neossha
Kristiantus
Toks-E
Bomber
brizio
omatseye
Doshe
TRENDING GISTS 
VIDEO: Unrest In Plateau As Gunmen Kill University Student, 19 Others 20 In Fresh Attack
Mayorkun Slam Nicki Da Barbie With N1b Lawsuit For Damaging His Reputation, Accusing Of Been A Rapist
Jubilation in JUTH As 49 Year Old Woman Welcomes Quadruplets After 15 Years of Waiting
Comedian Sydney Talker Calls For Prayers For Ailing Singer Khaid
Davido Collaborates With UnitedMasters To Launch New Music Label
New Super Eagles Head Coach Will Be Announced in Two Weeks - Sports Minister Reveals
Nina Ivy Recounts Her Delivery Journey as She Celebrates Her Son’s 4th Birthday (Video)
Singer Portable Slams His Wife, Bewaji, For Excluding Him From Her Birthday Message To Herself
Banner Calling Out "Home Wrecker" With Her Face & Work Place Display On Plastered By A Roadside