The son of a bitch

Date: 27-10-2009 2:19 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
 
 

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
 

Posted: at 27-10-2009 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 27-10-2009 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin

funny joke

Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 27-10-2009 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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toks-E...TANX MAN..LONG TIME...
Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-10-2009 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 27-10-2009 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-10-2009 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahaha

Posted: at 27-10-2009 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 27-10-2009 04:17 PM (12 years ago)
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teeco...my guy...hw ar u....
Posted: at 27-10-2009 04:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 27-10-2009 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha
Posted: at 27-10-2009 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-10-2009 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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favour ....hw u dey?
Posted: at 27-10-2009 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 27-10-2009 03:30 PM
toks-E...TANX MAN..LONG TIME...

yup...really a long while sha

Posted: at 27-10-2009 05:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 28-10-2009 08:25 AM (12 years ago)
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tanx...favour....
Posted: at 28-10-2009 08:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 28-10-2009 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah till my mouth tear.
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 28-10-2009 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
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PLS TAKE IT EASY...DOSHE
Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinkaolu_1 at 28-10-2009 12:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-10-2009 12:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Good one! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 28-10-2009 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
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tanx man,,,....
Posted: at 28-10-2009 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-10-2009 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Ur welcome Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-10-2009 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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