MY STRONG GIRLFRIEND CHARGED ME TO COURT(JOKE)

Date: 30-10-2009 1:55 am (14 years ago) | Author: uchenna onuorah
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- at 30-10-2009 01:55 AM (14 years ago)
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 A LADY IN MY STREET TOASTED ME AND THE NEXT DAY SHE CHARGED ME TO COURT AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED                    
                    COURT ORDER!
                  You are accused of:
Crawling into this lady`s HEART and hijacking her SMILES with your CUTENESS.
                     HOW DO YOU PLEAD???
                        GUILTY!!!
             YOU are sentenced to be her friend
                         FOR LIFE!
                          NO BAIL!!!
 AM STRANDED BECAUSE SHE NOW BEATS THE HELL OUT OF ME EVERYDAY.

Posted: at 30-10-2009 01:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Hevzee at 30-10-2009 03:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Adapt to her torture and work on her I.Q!
Posted: at 30-10-2009 03:57 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onuorahuchenna at 30-10-2009 04:26 AM (14 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 30-10-2009 04:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 30-10-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago)
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lol...ur own don finish be dat

but we get nice coffins everywhere
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kemoprosper at 30-10-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Habba Toks e, u dnt even like dis guy at all.
Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Raybigboy at 30-10-2009 10:23 AM (14 years ago)
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u are a dead man!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prencess at 30-10-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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so what type of beating is she giving u  Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onuorahuchenna at 30-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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SHE`S ALWAYS RAINIG BLOW ON MY FACE, IF YOU KNOW ME BEFORE AND SEE ME NOW YOU CAN`T RECOGNISE ME AGAIN
Posted: at 30-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tessycool at 30-10-2009 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Very good 4 u
Posted: at 30-10-2009 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onuorahuchenna at 30-10-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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TESSYCOOL U NO BE GOOD PERSON OO, INSTEAD OF TELLING ME SORRY U ARE SUPPORTING HER, U NO KNOW SAY I LOVE YOU SO I GO DIVORCE HER AND CARRY U, ABI HOW U SEE AM?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago)
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U smoke lemon grass?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onuorahuchenna at 30-10-2009 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-10-2009 08:05 PM
U smoke lemon grass?

U SMOKE, SCENT LEAVE? U BE BAD BELLE WHY U WAN TALK 4 HER SHE BE UR GIRL?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-10-2009 10:40 PM (14 years ago)
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oh boy i knw say by now pple go dey hpld candle for u..............u no fit run away?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 10:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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This thing was in relationship and romance forum! Who moved it here?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Chai  onuorah,sorry o, may u find the strength to continue to enduring d punches,jabbing et al......
lol
Posted: at 2-11-2009 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- confidant87 at 2-11-2009 10:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Keep praying.
Posted: at 2-11-2009 10:22 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 2-11-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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amen...
Posted: at 2-11-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-11-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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And amen
Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 2-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-11-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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