My butthole as ur scoreboard

Date: 30-10-2009 2:32 pm (14 years ago) | Author: chris
- at 30-10-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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a coupl ehas a male friend who's visiting from out of state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in and keeps him from travelling.
since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel and be on his way in the morning. "Nonsense" says the wife "our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we re all friends here.

the husband concurs, and before long they re settled in: husband in the middle, wife i his left, friend on his right. after a while, the husband begins snoringand the wife sneaks over tyo the friend side of the bed and invites him to have sex with her.

Naturally, he'd like to, but he's reluctant . "we're in the same bed with ur husband , he'd wake up, and he'll kill me. "Dont worry about it" she says "he's such a sound sleeper, he'll never notice. If you dont believe me just yank a hair off his butt , he wont even wake up. So the friend yanks a hair off the husbands anus, and sure enough, she's right, the husband sleeps right through having a hair yanked out his butt.

So, she and the friend have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.  After about twenty minutes, though, she's back at on his side of the bed asking him to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from the husband's corn hole and again they ve sex.

This keeps up for about half the night, until after about sixth, when the wife goes back to her side. Then the husband rolls over, and whisper to his friend "I dont mind, that you're shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my butthole as your

Posted: at 30-10-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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SCORE BOARD??
Posted: at 30-10-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 30-10-2009 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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yes score board...  thanx
Posted: at 30-10-2009 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 30-10-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahah hehehehehe hahahahaha funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 30-10-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 03:17 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 30-10-2009 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-10-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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funny 1
Posted: at 30-10-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 30-10-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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classic....  Grin Grin Grin
ol' boy, you correct guy jare.... very funny...
Posted: at 30-10-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Good one guy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 30-10-2009 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Exactly Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 7-11-2010 05:19 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 7-11-2010 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 7-11-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 7-11-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-11-2010 07:14 PM (13 years ago)
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hahaha.v funny
Posted: at 7-11-2010 07:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 7-11-2010 10:09 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2010 10:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheeeeee...
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 8-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Wink
Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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excellent joke..keep it up
Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 19-10-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 19-10-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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