Microsoft Looking for New Chairman

Date: 30-10-2009 5:00 pm (14 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- at 30-10-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Trust Naijas - you can’t beat us.

 

 



 

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for 

Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy.

 

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who 

Do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the 

Room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

 

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing 

More than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

 

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas 

To leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, 

"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the 

Room.

 

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian 

to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what 

do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other 

candidate. Everyone else has gone.

 

Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two 

candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have 

a conversation together in that language."

 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" 

The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"

 


Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha naija no dey carry last. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:15 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao
nyc one.
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-10-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx...babe
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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u welcome
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Come omat no do make i vex ooh. Why u no follow thank me?? Infact bad joke. U no try.
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 30-10-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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lolll


hehehehehe

nice 1
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-10-2009 05:18 PM
Come omat no do make i vex ooh. Why u no follow thank me?? Infact bad joke. U no try.
is dat ur problem
ok thanks Grin
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks nah ur joke?
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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is it nt 10x u want 2 here
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 30-10-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one Cool
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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funny one
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Neoshy one
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 30-10-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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nt 2 sexy one
Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 06:02 PM (14 years ago)
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As sexy as just2sexy
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nawa o
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-10-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 30-10-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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ok...tanks....just2sexy
Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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