A mild-mannered man

Date: 31-10-2009 9:14 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sill Baby
- at 31-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his

wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and

so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way

home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want

you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is

law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and

when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous

dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw

me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my

bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.


Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- neossha at 31-10-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 31-10-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Na wa oh
Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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This is my joke. I posted this stuff some time ago... But u try Grin
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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