April Fool

Date: 03-02-2015 3:30 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Beulah
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- at 3-02-2015 03:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Man: baby, i luv u, would u marry me?Huh?
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging
slap on his face)
I have waited more than 12yrs, i have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened 2 tapes, even went on my way 2 be
nice to specie of marriageble age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and
playstation.
I went 2 house on d rock, mfm, christ
embassy, living faith, redeemed nd presently at
winners looking everywhere 4 u..
I went 4rm a size 16 to size 10, so dat when u
see me, u will luv what u see..
I left lagos 2 abuja, then i left 2 portharcourt,
then i went all d way 2 kano..
I joined hi-five, 4rm hi-five 2 facebook,4rm
facebook 2 twitter, i even had a blog on which i
rented, hoping u will show up!!
I uploaded only my best pictures on
facebook, infact i took photo sessions 2 luk my
best!!!
I attended all d weddings, whether d invitation
was direct or indirect!
D next place i was hoping 2 check was d
moon, b4 u crawled out 4rm d door directly 2
mine!!
So it was u all dis while?Huh??
D neighbour i said hello 2 every morning!!
Were u trying my faith???
U almost rendered my prayer life useless!!
What were u waiting 4???
What sign were u looking 4??
Do u want 2 kill me b4 u reveal urself?Huh??
Now b a gentleman, get down on ur knees and
put d ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied "APRIL FOOL"
what is going 2 happen next??

Posted: at 3-02-2015 03:30 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 3-02-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago)
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes chai anyway another  Undecided boo
Posted: at 3-02-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago) |
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- omomarty at 3-02-2015 05:53 PM (9 years ago)
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oooooo God pb4 in a million tymes
Posted: at 3-02-2015 05:53 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-02-2015 10:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Pb12
Posted: at 3-02-2015 10:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-02-2015 07:00 PM (9 years ago)
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ds joke dey for newsline
Posted: at 4-02-2015 07:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-02-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago)
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lmao, i was thinking it was pb4, and den i saw d april fool, april fool made a difference...lololololol..lolololol Cheesy..nice!
Posted: at 4-02-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 4-02-2015 10:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  4-02-2015 07:29 PM
lmao, i was thinking it was pb4, and den i saw d april fool, april fool made a difference...lololololol..lolololol Cheesy..nice!

lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-02-2015 10:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 8-02-2015 03:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Birds of the same polo
Posted: at 8-02-2015 03:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 8-02-2015 04:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  8-02-2015 03:14 PM
Birds of the same polo
lol,dont exclude yourself jor Wink
Posted: at 8-02-2015 04:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-02-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  8-02-2015 03:14 PM
Birds of the same polo

birds de wear polo for your village? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-02-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-02-2015 10:46 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-02-2015 10:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 9-02-2015 08:21 AM (9 years ago)
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una sabi una sefs.... lols
Posted: at 9-02-2015 08:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 26-02-2015 09:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Chai! This poster is taking us backward. For goodness sake, we are no more in April. Produce the one for June.
Posted: at 26-02-2015 09:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 1-03-2015 10:47 PM (9 years ago)
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americans are watching
Posted: at 1-03-2015 10:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-03-2015 05:52 AM (9 years ago)
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na ISIS?
Posted: at 3-03-2015 05:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 3-03-2015 08:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Boooo
Posted: at 3-03-2015 08:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-03-2015 11:54 PM (9 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 8-03-2015 11:54 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 12-03-2016 08:16 AM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-03-2016 08:16 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 10:05 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahahah nawaooooo
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 6-04-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Alright
Posted: at 6-04-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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