FUNNY

Date: 04-02-2015 11:23 pm (9 years ago) | Author: omo martina
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- at 4-02-2015 11:23 PM (9 years ago)
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A.................

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

B...................

So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is George Bush's clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"

C...

An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”

D...

"Mom, does God go to the bathroom?" a son asked. The mom replied, "No son, why?" The son said, "Well every morning Dad goes to the bathroom and pounds on the door and shouts, 'Oh God! Are you still in there?!?!' "

Posted: at 4-02-2015 11:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- giftmurphy at 7-02-2015 11:46 PM (9 years ago)
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a and c funny most Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-02-2015 11:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-02-2015 07:09 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 8-02-2015 07:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 8-02-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Funny  Grin Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 8-02-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 8-02-2015 10:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-02-2015 10:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 9-02-2015 08:23 AM (9 years ago)
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omomarty, omomarty, omomarty....how many times I call u?
Posted: at 9-02-2015 08:23 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 11-02-2015 10:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  9-02-2015 08:23 AM
omomarty, omomarty, omomarty....how many times I call u?

3 tymes so?
Posted: at 11-02-2015 10:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-02-2015 10:46 AM (9 years ago)
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omoyeye Grin

Posted: at 12-02-2015 10:46 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-02-2015 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahaha....thanks ezenmuo
Posted: at 12-02-2015 06:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 12-02-2015 11:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 12-02-2015 10:46 AM
omoyeye Grin

na you yeye pass na. yeye native doctor
Posted: at 12-02-2015 11:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 12-02-2015 11:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 12-02-2015 06:23 PM
hahahaha....thanks ezenmuo

birds of d same feathers
Posted: at 12-02-2015 11:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-02-2015 09:49 AM (9 years ago)
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u sure? cuz I no get feather....I no b air commodore
Posted: at 14-02-2015 09:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 15-02-2015 09:50 PM (9 years ago)
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WATER COMMODORE
Posted: at 15-02-2015 09:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 16-02-2015 12:22 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-02-2015 12:22 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 16-02-2015 08:20 AM (9 years ago)
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Don't worry we go come see you for hospital. Ndo oo
Posted: at 16-02-2015 08:20 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 16-02-2015 05:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Alright..

Posted: at 16-02-2015 05:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 16-02-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago)
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To whoose person slap dey hungry me now
Posted: at 16-02-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 16-02-2015 11:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 16-02-2015 08:20 AM
Don't worry we go come see you for hospital. Ndo oo
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Who? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-02-2015 11:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 16-02-2015 11:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 16-02-2015 05:45 PM
To whoose person slap dey hungry me now

Slap raki nd xter
Posted: at 16-02-2015 11:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 17-02-2015 06:33 PM (9 years ago)
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nooo, no slap Rakelly, she b my person...xter can take it all
Posted: at 17-02-2015 06:33 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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