A boy and a pregnant woman

Date: 07-11-2009 8:34 am (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 7-11-2009 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother

in the doctor's office.  He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes.  It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?

Posted: at 7-11-2009 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 7-11-2009 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 7-11-2009 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Kilo lol e?
Good one asaph Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 7-11-2009 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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thank u buddies, but xter, because your age mate is becoming sturbbon, thats why its funny?
Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc one.
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 7-11-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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you like it?
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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yh.
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  7-11-2009 11:54 AM
thank u buddies, but xter, because your age mate is becoming sturbbon, thats why its funny?
u're right..............u gave birth to the  kid with ur big belly
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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na so
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 7-11-2009 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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@xter, which kid? you, or the stabbon one
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Both
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  7-11-2009 12:15 PM
@xter, which kid? you, or the stabbon one
u know what asph?
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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jsexy,asaph bye
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 7-11-2009 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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you want to commit sui....
Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Cide?
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 7-11-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 7-11-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 7-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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