asaph at 10-11-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago) (m)
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire' s car just right in front of the gate.
He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?' 'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire. 'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.' Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.' The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. 'Thank God, I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him. When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him. WHY ? Come on...... it is very easy.... Jaga Singh was supposed to guard! the house at night. NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!
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Posted: at 10-11-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Doshe at 10-11-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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wat happened next?
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) (m)
U try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) (m)
U try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) (m)
U try
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Doshe at 10-11-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) (m)
@just2sexy are u trying 2 increase ur post
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 10-11-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) (m)
wat happened next?Which next? the guard was fired for sleeping. pls reread you will get it
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 10-11-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago) (m)
mehn, this joke dey make me vex..
2.0.
Posted: at 10-11-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply size1 at 10-11-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice 1
Posted: at 10-11-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply tando at 10-11-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) (f)
sometimes we encounter this in life. there are moments were the truth is not good to be told because it puts you in trouble
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 10-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
copied
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Doshe at 10-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) (m)
sometimes we encounter this in life. there are moments were the truth is not good to be told because it puts you in trouble
is dat ur school uniform or wat if it is not den it weird
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago) (m)
@just2sexy are u trying 2 increase ur post
guy nah mistake... network wahala
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) (m)
OK, go for a better network then. it must not always be free
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:17 AM (14 years ago) (m)
the free one no dey work again, im paying for this.
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) (m)
sure?
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) (m)
yh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:34 AM (14 years ago) (m)
really?
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago) (m)
u dey craze ohh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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