Always save your own ass first

Date: 10-11-2009 10:55 am (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 10-11-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire' s car just right in front of the gate.

He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?'

'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.

'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'

Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.'

The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. 'Thank God, I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.

When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.

WHY ?

Come on...... it is very easy....

Jaga Singh was supposed to guard! the house at night. NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!

Posted: at 10-11-2009 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Doshe at 10-11-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 10-11-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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wat happened next?



















Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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U try Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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U try Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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U try Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 10-11-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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@just2sexy are u trying 2 increase ur post
Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 10-11-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 10-11-2009 11:20 AM
wat happened next?Which next?
the guard was fired for sleeping. pls reread you will get it




















Posted: at 10-11-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-11-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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mehn, this joke dey make me vex..
Posted: at 10-11-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 10-11-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 10-11-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tando at 10-11-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago)
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sometimes we encounter this in life. there are moments were the truth is not good to be told because it puts you in trouble
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 10-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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copied
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 10-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: tando on 10-11-2009 02:20 PM
sometimes we encounter this in life. there are moments were the truth is not good to be told because it puts you in trouble
is dat ur school uniform or wat if it is not den it weird
Posted: at 10-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 10-11-2009 11:32 AM
@just2sexy are u trying 2 increase ur post

guy nah mistake... network wahala
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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OK, go for a better network then. it must not always be free
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:17 AM (14 years ago)
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the free one no dey work again, im paying for this.
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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sure?
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 11-11-2009 12:34 AM (14 years ago)
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really?
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-11-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago)
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u dey craze ohh
Posted: at 11-11-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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