Naija too Steal

Date: 11-11-2009 9:59 pm (14 years ago) | Author: uchenna onuorah
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- at 11-11-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves; They took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves; Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 300 thieves; Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves; South Africa in 7mins it caught 2,000 thieves, Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. I thought I told you not to laugh?Huh?Huh?

Posted: at 11-11-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 12-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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4ck no!!!...nt this old joke again
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-11-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 12-11-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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ok if you say so
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 12-11-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-11-2009 12:36 PM
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm so you be the person who stole the machine
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 12-11-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no lafing no comment jt passing.
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tando at 12-11-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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crime is everywhere ma bro. dont be fooled by the media that shows poverty in africa. wake up and smell the coffee
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm you talk sense
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago)
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dbanj ten
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 12-11-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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i don bon i no go laff
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-11-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted Trillion times
Posted: at 12-11-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b5
Posted: at 12-11-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 13-11-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago)
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na 2day
Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-11-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-11-2009 12:36 PM
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...

oga kris no talk that one  jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff  ...... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 14-11-2009 08:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-11-2009 01:54 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-11-2009 12:36 PM
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...

oga kris no talk that one  jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff  ...... Grin Grin Grin

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jereva at 13-12-2009 06:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-11-2009 12:36 PM
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...

LOOOOOLLL!
Posted: at 13-12-2009 06:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 13-12-2009 09:30 AM (14 years ago)
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wow!!!
Posted: at 13-12-2009 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-12-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-11-2009 01:54 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 12-11-2009 12:36 PM
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...

oga kris no talk that one  jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff  ...... Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin
see how dis man like money reach... Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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