onuorahuchenna at 11-11-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago) (m)
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves; They took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves; Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 300 thieves; Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves; South Africa in 7mins it caught 2,000 thieves, Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. I thought I told you not to laugh?
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Posted: at 11-11-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Toks-E at 12-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) (m)
4ck no!!!...nt this old joke again
2.0.
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply asaph at 12-11-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) (m)
ok if you say so
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 12-11-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) (m)
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
2.0.
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply lyinka at 12-11-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmm so you be the person who stole the machine
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Doshe at 12-11-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no lafing no comment jt passing.
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply tando at 12-11-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) (f)
crime is everywhere ma bro. dont be fooled by the media that shows poverty in africa. wake up and smell the coffee
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmm you talk sense
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
dbanj ten
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gbravo at 12-11-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) (m)
i don bon i no go laff
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 12-11-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Posted Trillion times
Posted: at 12-11-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 12-11-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Posted b5
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 12-11-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheenor at 13-11-2009 01:36 AM (15 years ago) (m)
na 2day
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
oga kris no talk that one jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff ......
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:54 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 14-11-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) (m)
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
oga kris no talk that one jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff ......
Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jereva at 13-12-2009 06:57 AM (15 years ago) (m)
even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
LOOOOOLLL!
Posted: at 13-12-2009 06:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply brizio at 13-12-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) (m)
wow!!!
Posted: at 13-12-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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even if you promise me 1million dollars sef, i no go laff...
oga kris no talk that one jare......one million dollars ke...even if i dey cry b4 ,,,...i go manage laff ......
see how dis man like money reach...
Posted: at 13-12-2009 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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