Ohhh....Ohhhhhh

Date: 16-11-2009 2:49 am (15 years ago) | Author: Mandy
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- at 16-11-2009 02:49 AM (15 years ago)
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday,
and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration,
he decided a pair of gloves would be appropriate - not to romantic, and
not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk
mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got
the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the
package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try
yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put
them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in
contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take
them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.  "Just think how many
times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them
for me on Friday night.
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."


Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- coolguys235 at 16-11-2009 02:53 AM (15 years ago)
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where on earth have seen this joke b4.....anyway who cares ..its still funny Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 16-11-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago)
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lol...me too i liek it
Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago)
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funie but posted b.4

Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 06:12 PM (15 years ago)
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ooo sorry Sheenor...i never knew....
Posted: at 17-11-2009 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 17-11-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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why u dey beg am.....

Posted: at 17-11-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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why not Coolguy?? or r u jealous?? lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 17-11-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago)
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yuck!!! jealous?

definitely not me...........

i was only telling  u  not to beg him even if he is the one that posted the joke b4.......  as simple as dat

Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-11-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 17-11-2009 09:50 PM
yuck!!! jealous?

definitely not me...........

i was only telling  u  not to beg him even if he is the one that posted the joke b4.......  as simple as dat
Grin Grin Grin
coolguy.... Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 18-11-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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ugh!

Posted: at 18-11-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-11-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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not me....
Posted: at 18-11-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 18-11-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: LadyBig2009 on 17-11-2009 06:12 PM
ooo sorry Sheenor...i never knew....
dont mind sheenor, thats his character
Posted: at 18-11-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brightg at 18-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster....u try small.
Posted: at 18-11-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-11-2009 12:21 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 17-11-2009 09:50 PM
yuck!!! jealous?

definitely not me...........

i was only telling  u  not to beg him even if he is the one that posted the joke b4.......  as simple as dat
Grin Grin Grin
coolguy.... Grin

oga kris u know see wahala  Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-11-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-11-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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funny smal

Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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which wahala?? wahala no dey...just u be too jealous ooooo....lol...coz i no go beg u na
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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c'mon .......   is it possible for me to be too jealous? Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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