G W BUSH AND BILL CLINTON

Date: 18-11-2009 11:45 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 18-11-2009 11:45 PM (15 years ago)
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G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a wh*rehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Clinton replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a wh*rehouse smells like."

Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 18-11-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmn i no understand am ohh

Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 18-11-2009 11:57 PM
hmmn i no understand am ohh
he mean say bill clinton nor dey finish for ashawo house and him wife nor dey notice!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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ok i get it now

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago)
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haha i fink it means that bill's wife hasn't eva bin 2 d worehouse so she dsnt noe wat it smells lyk bt clinton's wife been dere b4 so she noes wt it smells lyk...
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 19-11-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago)
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aba

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 02:02 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago)
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thanks nkem

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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e no funie...

make una no laugh.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:40 AM (15 years ago)
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wey ur own?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 19-11-2009 02:09 AM
e no funie...

make una no laugh.
bros am still yet to read ur post!!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brightg at 19-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 19-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm....
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago)
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O.k na!!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago)
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uhmm.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes

Posted: at 19-11-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 19-11-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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watin de happen
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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everything

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-11-2009 11:52 PM (15 years ago)
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whats dat?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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