Punjab Airline

Date: 19-11-2009 12:35 am (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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The Captain's voice comes over the speaker system saying:
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen? This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. I apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery.

This is flight one-two-six heading for New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff has all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, upon passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits!

For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunts and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant who will retrieve your your suitcase to attach yourself to.

Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit.

Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways.
HAVE A NICE JOURNEY!!!






Grin Grin Grin








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Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 19-11-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago)
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too long

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:55 AM (15 years ago)
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u dey craze ohh, wetin long here?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:07 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa oh!

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:31 AM (15 years ago)
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thanks nkemjou

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 09:00 AM (15 years ago)
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so sexy u still take the flight?
Posted: at 19-11-2009 09:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brightg at 19-11-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago)
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the  guy survive am
Posted: at 19-11-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...so who brought them to the destination then?? who is that mad to fly that plane??
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago)
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@fed. I still the fly am Grin
@brightg. The safty perent has gone up to 40%
@ladybig, thanx

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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thx for what?? r u the mad man flying that machine??lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Im a shareholder there

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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ooo i c...well then good luck...i know i will not even give u on Kobo.......
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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I no ask u nah

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago)
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lol......i tink say u wan make money.....but u no get money 4 even my ur clothes...lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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I wan send u vip ticket nah

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm

Posted: at 19-11-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 08:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin hmmm u?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-11-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 10:49 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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