Two Circles

Date: 19-11-2009 2:13 am (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 19-11-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and persuade people to give up drugs forever.
Okay then, I'll see you boys back in court on Monday."

On Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:

(first circle below)

Then I told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)

"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

(second circle below)

I said (pointing to small circle) this is your A*#S before prison.




Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 02:16 AM (15 years ago)
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make una no laugh..

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:24 AM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaaaa......funny
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Thank u

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha... True story!!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  hahaha  e be like say jsexy don go prison b4 ...hw u take know d story

Posted: at 19-11-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
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No be u tell me the story last week?
@orezo. Thanks

Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-11-2009 10:13 PM (15 years ago)
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and is dis funny?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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yes

Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-11-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago)
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funny small

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks guys

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago)
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You are very school fees...sorry, wanted to say STUPID

Posted: at 20-11-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 20-11-2009 03:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 19-11-2009 07:52 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  hahaha  e be like say jsexy don go prison b4 ...hw u take know d story
yh......
Posted: at 20-11-2009 03:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 04:19 AM (15 years ago)
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does that mean yahoo?

Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 20-11-2009 04:37 AM (15 years ago)
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i meant yeah......
Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-11-2009 04:44 AM (15 years ago)
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na ok foods dey pay ur salary ? abi why u dey blow ok like dis?

Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 20-11-2009 04:47 AM (15 years ago)
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 I guess j2sexy has bitten him.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 04:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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