Things My Parents Told Me

okie hope u are good person..dont forsake the advice of parent bind them around ur waist

Posted: at 19-11-2009 07:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

i can only remember the ones when i was really young, they kinda stopped telling tall tales by the time i was 7. Dont sit too close to the TV or your head would explode, i remember when they were'nt home i sat with my face to the screen waiting for my head to go splat, needless to say it never happened or my personal favourite, if you dont stop with the nail biting a hand will grow in ur belly, i mean seriously i musta been a dumbass to fall 4 that one but i did.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what a mother told her daughter was don't let any man to climb you because if man climb you he will spoil your generation and family name so when the girl was 19yrs old the bf want to have sex with her she refuse the boy to climb on her instead she climb the boy when she get home she told her mother. mama one boy want climb me i refuse i climb him and spoil his generation and family name. the shout you have kill me you see instead of some mothers to tell their daughter the right thing then will not so you see the result

Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if u eat food on fire it will reduce the size of ur penis





i were not there, i juss dey waka oooo

Posted: at 22-11-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u notice it on someone?

Posted: at 22-11-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no wander what u don see the thing

Posted: at 22-11-2009 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

my father said don't trust girls
and he was right

Posted: at 22-11-2009 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Really but u know dat can't work becos from d past we come to know our future

Posted: at 22-11-2009 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u are right forward ever

Posted: at 22-11-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

u look back u will become bag of salt

Posted: at 23-11-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero