Moses and Jesus Playing Golf

Date: 19-11-2009 2:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Rendrix Berepele
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- at 19-11-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.

Golf Ball Hole In OneNext up on the tee, Jesus hits a really long drive right towards the very same water hazard. His ball came to rest dead center of the pond, hovering just over the surface of the water. Jesus casually walks out onto the pond, and chips it up onto the green within a couple feet of the flagstick.

Not impressed, the third guy steps up to the tee without taking any time and just randomly whacks at the ball. Rightfully so, the ball is hit with a nasty hook that clears the left OB markers and goes over a fence into oncoming traffic. It bounces off a truck's windshield hitting a nearby tree, bounces onto the roof of the greenkeeper's shed, back out onto the fairway and towards the same pond that Moses and Jesus hit. Before it gets wet, the ball ricochets off a small rock and bounces onto a lily pad on over the water when a bullfrog jumped up and ate the ball. Right at that moment, a bald eagle swoops down and grabs the frog, flying away. As it flew over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball right next to the flagstick, taking one bounce and landing in the cup for an astounding hole in one.

In disgust, Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing wit your father.

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 080575 at 19-11-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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ugh..I am not here!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 19-11-2009 03:05 PM
ugh..I am not here!!

make i commot here too  ....

Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 19-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Moses said he hates playin wit Jesus's father
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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not my thing
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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doshe
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 19-11-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-11-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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what do you want from me?
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Make i no lie, i don see this one b4

Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm... Welll... Ok
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 19-11-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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dont use d name of ur lord in vain
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Pretty tell am ooh...
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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I don tell am oh Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Shout am well make im hear u wella...
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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why u dey make noise

Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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sorry... Who???
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm   mmmmmmm   u take sip?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Question 4 whom???
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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ask me again Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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O.k... Wait i go soom ask u...
Posted: at 19-11-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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