prettyb4eva at 20-11-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father,... always quick with the answers, says, "WhyJohnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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Posted: at 20-11-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
emmymth at 20-11-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) (m)
really funny.Keep it up girl
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 20-11-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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LMAO
Nice one. keep 'em coming!
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply omatseye at 20-11-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) (m)
chie..
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 20-11-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Chei!!! 2
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply smog200 at 20-11-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Hi pretty,what a ballon indeed to blew and to play with.The father must to really get mad after he heard that.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply just2sexy at 20-11-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Smog i don dey suspect u oh... Pretty don marry oh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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hmmmm
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 20-11-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 20-11-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) (m)
too funny
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 20-11-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Sheenor at 20-11-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) (m)
funie.
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 20-11-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply femaadinho at 20-11-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 20-11-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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thanks guys
@ just2sexy i no know say u know dat
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 20-11-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) (m)
there u re pretty, ur jokes re good as u...lolz
Posted: at 20-11-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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mr don i dont understand. y d lol @ d end?
Posted: at 20-11-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 20-11-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) (m)
mummy must go the great beyond oh-courtesy daddy
Posted: at 20-11-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply dimejikemi at 20-11-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago) (f)
funny one
kemmy
Posted: at 20-11-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 20-11-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) (m)
where u dey since?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply eguolo at 20-11-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago) (m)
thats a good one
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply federico at 22-11-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) (m)
WAOO DIS GOT ME LAUGHING
Posted: at 22-11-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 22-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) (m)
mr don i dont understand. y d lol @ d end?
you send a nice joke but pretend that you dont understand mrdons comment
Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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