Balloons

Date: 20-11-2009 11:34 am (14 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- at 20-11-2009 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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 Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the
same question. His father,... always quick with the answers, says, "WhyJohnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny
runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's
dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's
dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's
screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Posted: at 20-11-2009 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 20-11-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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really funny.Keep it up girl
Posted: at 20-11-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oaksplitter at 20-11-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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LMAO  Grin  Grin  Grin Nice one. keep 'em coming!
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 20-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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chie..
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-11-2009 12:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Chei!!! 2
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- smog200 at 20-11-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Hi pretty,what a ballon indeed to blew and to play with.The father must to really get mad after he heard that.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 20-11-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Smog i don dey suspect u oh... Pretty don marry oh
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 20-11-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm 
Posted: at 20-11-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 20-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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too funny
Posted: at 20-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 20-11-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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funie.
Posted: at 20-11-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 20-11-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-11-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 20-11-2009 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks guys
@ just2sexy i no know say u know dat
Posted: at 20-11-2009 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 20-11-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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there u re pretty, ur jokes re good as u...lolz
Posted: at 20-11-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 20-11-2009 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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mr don i dont understand. y d lol @ d end?
Posted: at 20-11-2009 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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mummy must go the great beyond oh-courtesy daddy
Posted: at 20-11-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 20-11-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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funny one Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-11-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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where u dey since?
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- eguolo at 20-11-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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thats a good one
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 22-11-2009 08:46 AM (14 years ago)
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WAOO DIS GOT ME LAUGHING
Posted: at 22-11-2009 08:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-11-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 20-11-2009 06:10 PM
mr don i dont understand. y d lol @ d end?
you send a nice joke but pretend that you dont understand mrdons comment
Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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