Door hinge

Date: 22-11-2009 10:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 22-11-2009 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''

She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''


Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin nice one
Posted: at 22-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 22-11-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahhahaha
Posted: at 22-11-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-11-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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right?
Posted: at 22-11-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Wrong
Posted: at 22-11-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-11-2009 09:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-11-2009 09:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 22-11-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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muted
Posted: at 22-11-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 09:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok nah
Posted: at 22-11-2009 09:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 22-11-2009 11:08 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-11-2009 11:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-11-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
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loooooooooooooool
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 23-11-2009 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 22-11-2009 09:16 PM
muted
mute for good
Posted: at 23-11-2009 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-11-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 23-11-2009 01:11 PM (14 years ago)
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and you too
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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u take sip? oh forgot shudnt be asking dat cos u got one already in ya hand Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 23-11-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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i am bringing it to u.
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-11-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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thnx     i   dont need one...
Posted: at 23-11-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 23-11-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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ok die
Posted: at 23-11-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-11-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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no i wont Grin Grin 
Posted: at 23-11-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 23-11-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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ok i will kill u
Posted: at 23-11-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-11-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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with what Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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