Police dey Read Bible?

Date: 24-11-2009 7:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: samuel patrick
- at 24-11-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite
naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything
without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that
letter 'U' was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That
was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!"

Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that
pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a
Bible in your car, bring it."

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" N100 to his newly found "preacher".

"End of service go in peace and argue no more", said the OC.

Posted: at 24-11-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- add12 at 24-11-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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 poster are u the oc
Posted: at 24-11-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 24-11-2009 07:40 PM (14 years ago)
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eee bi like so
Posted: at 24-11-2009 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 24-11-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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this was nice but i finished it when i was exhausted, i need some water
Posted: at 24-11-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 24-11-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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;p;z
Posted: at 24-11-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 24-11-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 24-11-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 24-11-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE POSTER BUT NA U BE THE OC 4 SURE
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 24-11-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wizdum at 24-11-2009 11:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1 my boy.Hw u dey?
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wizdum at 24-11-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Nothing do u!
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- NKEMJOU at 24-11-2009 11:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hahha
Posted: at 24-11-2009 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mr-World at 25-11-2009 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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HOHOHO
Posted: at 25-11-2009 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenneth19 at 25-11-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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bros i hear sey naa you be the police shey na true?
Posted: at 25-11-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 25-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Good one poster
Posted: at 25-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-12-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 24-12-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-12-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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nyce one
Posted: at 24-12-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 24-12-2009 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-12-2009 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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