Chucks and Pastor P

Date: 25-11-2009 6:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Efremfon
- at 25-11-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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chucks came home one day and asked his dad "dad, i heard tolu saying somtin about phyuking, what is phyuking?" his dad was suprised about what this 6 year old boy was insinuating but he replied "son, it means prayins", then he tried to leave and report it to his wife but chuck called him back "dad, he also said something about penis, what does he mean?" his dad replied, "son, it means umbrella, and chucks dont associate wit dat boy any more, have u heard me?" chuck nodded but didnt understand.

one sunday they couldnt go to church because it was raining so they decided to study and pray at home,
but while they prayed upstairs, someone knocked on the door, chucks ran to open and behold it was their pastor, "ah pastor welcome, give me your penis let me dry for you" chucks told him, "what!!!!?Huh? who taught you that?" the pastor asked, "my parents" chucks replied, "so where are they?" the pastor asked again, "they are upstairs phyuking" chucks replied while hurrying to call them. Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- coolguys235 at 25-11-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm  at times it good to say the right things ....in order to avoid yawa Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 25-11-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago)
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too bad lol
Posted: at 25-11-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 25-11-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 25-11-2009 06:57 PM
hmmmm  at times it good to say the right things ....in order to avoid yawa Grin Grin Grin
yes 0o and to teach our children the right language
Posted: at 25-11-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 25-11-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah,

there is this sayin dat if u dont teach ur children what dey shuld knw, they'll learn it outside, and dat can be disastrous.
Posted: at 25-11-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 25-11-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago)
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good boy
Posted: at 25-11-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 25-11-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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is dat wot u fink? Undecided
Posted: at 25-11-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 25-11-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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I think its a good joke
Posted: at 25-11-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 25-11-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 25-11-2009 08:12 PM
I think its a good joke
keep thinking.....tcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
@poster nyc joke.
Posted: at 25-11-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- minah_love at 26-11-2009 06:37 AM (15 years ago)
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always tell children the right thing instead of beating around the bush
Posted: at 26-11-2009 06:37 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bomber at 26-11-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Advice forum
Posted: at 26-11-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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