Naija detector - words you can only hear from a naija person

Date: 27-08-2007 10:06 pm (17 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 27-08-2007 10:06 PM (17 years ago)
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1. Insult upon injury

2. Nonsense and Ingredient

3. If I sound u ehh, I will soon slap you

4. How Far?

5. Can I see your particulars?

6. Anything for me sir?

7. Are you mad?

8. Half-caste

9. Next tomorrow

10. Make I come block you dia

11. Lie, Lie

12. See me see trouble oh

13. Shift small for me lemme sit

14. abeg vamus / abeg commot

15. nonsense say wetin happen

16. Abomination

17. Over my dead body

18. God forbid bad thing

19. I need to retouch my (h)air

20. Any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot

21. Na wa oooo

22. Tell me something

23. Why do you want to know my name?

24. Abeg joo

25. Can u imagine.....

26. wonders shall never end / cease

27. Tofiakwa (and some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)

28. Chei, Kai

29. Oya me we dey go

30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere

51. Did they sack you?

52. I trekked all the way here

53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss

54. I want to drink cold mineral

55. Which ones now?

56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me

57. Jacker

58. Your head is not correct

59. Have you seen that film before?

60. Just imagine!

61. My school fees money

62. No wahala!

63. Revise back small

64. Oya, shake body

65. Shine your eye

66. Carry go

67. Don't try me o

68. Enough effizzy

69. Nna, You chop?

70. Ashewo bastard!

71. What happen?

72. We must wash am!

73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)

75. No be soooo!

76. I will see you today, athink?

77. Cold iced water!

78. Abeg commot 4 hia

79. We will hook up next week

80. At chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!

81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!

82. Na Yam?

83. Shakara

84. Na so we see am o!

85. How we go do am now?

86. Like say....

87. You can't do more than a dead rat...

88. Na you sabi 89. cold dey catch me

90. I no send

91. Shey you grab

92. Ma guy, leave am

93. You dey jones

94. You go roast

95. Na for your head

96. Â we go jam

97. I go burst ur head

98. Bros how far

99. How e dey do u

100. No be Goooood?

Posted: at 27-08-2007 10:06 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- herre at 28-08-2007 01:31 AM (17 years ago)
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lmao!!!!!!! ;Ddguy if u made dis up ur a true ajegule kid!lol!!
Posted: at 28-08-2007 01:31 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 28-08-2007 02:16 AM (17 years ago)
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i think u forgot "well well....." but still u try..........all that are typical words of a nigerian....hehehehehe...
Posted: at 28-08-2007 02:16 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 28-08-2007 08:04 AM (17 years ago)
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lala..................dats thru......lol..... "well well" ......... "it all depends" ........ "you know" ........ "ah!, its not easy O" ............. lol Grin ........... and "na wa for you O"
Posted: at 28-08-2007 08:04 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- genius at 15-11-2007 12:04 AM (17 years ago)
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how abt dis

"up NEPA"
Posted: at 15-11-2007 12:04 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 15-11-2007 04:53 AM (17 years ago)
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..."now now...." Huh?
Posted: at 15-11-2007 04:53 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 26-11-2007 05:50 AM (17 years ago)
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can we include words from a typical villager....



"I AM THE QUEEN OF NAIJAPALS"
Posted: at 26-11-2007 05:50 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 26-11-2007 03:45 PM (17 years ago)
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THE UFO'S ARE COMING OOOOOOOOOO Grin Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 26-11-2007 03:45 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 29-11-2007 12:26 PM (17 years ago)
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nincompoop......so typical
Posted: at 29-11-2007 12:26 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tbaby at 12-12-2007 01:45 PM (17 years ago)
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'na so o'
no be so oo
wetin dey
whats the koko

o boi dem plenty  Cheesy
Posted: at 12-12-2007 01:45 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- raheemzo at 12-12-2007 04:00 PM (17 years ago)
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'na wa 4 una oooo', una no dey tire?
Posted: at 12-12-2007 04:00 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- herre at 12-12-2007 09:00 PM (17 years ago)
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wetin come consine u?
Posted: at 12-12-2007 09:00 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 13-12-2007 06:45 AM (17 years ago)
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oga
Posted: at 13-12-2007 06:45 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dame at 18-12-2007 05:12 PM (17 years ago)
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lie lie................... abeg leave me make i go retouch ma (h)air...... i don late o jare
Posted: at 18-12-2007 05:12 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- Idoko at 24-12-2007 02:22 PM (17 years ago)
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U dey kraze?
U no dey try oo
I go flash u
I no get credit
Palle, malle
Brosss
Chairman
O'boy dem many..
Posted: at 24-12-2007 02:22 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 24-12-2007 03:33 PM (17 years ago)
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mgbeke Grin
Posted: at 24-12-2007 03:33 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Umbrella at 24-12-2007 06:03 PM (17 years ago)
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true to God
Posted: at 24-12-2007 06:03 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 25-12-2007 07:15 AM (17 years ago)
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ehn..?!?!
Posted: at 25-12-2007 07:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 25-12-2007 05:24 PM (17 years ago)
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419 Tongue
Posted: at 25-12-2007 05:24 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 25-12-2007 06:48 PM (17 years ago)
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washy washy
Posted: at 25-12-2007 06:48 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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