Vacation on a Nood Beach

Date: 27-11-2009 5:50 am (14 years ago) | Author: Desmond
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- at 27-11-2009 05:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a Nood beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Posted: at 27-11-2009 05:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- elusakin at 27-11-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Cool
Posted: at 27-11-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vbyz299 at 27-11-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 27-11-2009 10:41 AM (14 years ago)
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fine..
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-11-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 27-11-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sillbaby27 at 27-11-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-11-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 27-11-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao....
Posted: at 27-11-2009 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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k'l 1
Posted: at 27-11-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 27-11-2009 09:44 PM (14 years ago)
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OKZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted: at 27-11-2009 09:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-11-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hfh#
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-11-2009 10:19 PM (14 years ago)
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ic6r6@ hg
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-11-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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funny small
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-11-2009 10:19 PM
ic6r6@ hg

sorry that i asked
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Xter, wetin dey happen nah?
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-11-2009 10:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 27-11-2009 10:22 PM
Quote from: neossha on 27-11-2009 10:19 PM
ic6r6@ hg

sorry that i asked
no probz ......
dp u still care 2 noe....
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:29 PM (14 years ago)
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not exactly
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-11-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 27-11-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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seen this time
Posted: at 27-11-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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