NIGERIANS TO BUHARI::

Date: 01-04-2015 6:30 am (9 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
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- at 1-04-2015 06:30 AM (9 years ago)
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NIGERIANS BE LIKE:
# baba, now thar you are there,
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda.
Just give us Light and security. Odas will
fall in place
2) Reduce the costs of data bundles
3) Make Fashola a minister with 2
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, the number of fishes in each tin of
Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please
do something about it.
4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates
must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat..No Be
Food We Say Make You Go Chop!
6) Please arrest that lady that says your call
credit is low, please recharge as soon as possible!
7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay
dem lik civil servant 2 discourage rogues!
don't use all our money to buy
shoes.. use ur old military boots if
necessary
9) padlock Patience Jonathan's mouth like
Trojan horse. She speaks bad English
10) let there be electricity, we don't want to
be hugging transformers
11) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Al jazeera and so....
Naija ppl no nice at all.. Hapi new mnth my pple.!


Posted: at 1-04-2015 06:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brightossy at 1-04-2015 10:59 AM (9 years ago)
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April fool
Posted: at 1-04-2015 10:59 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 1-04-2015 07:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Good one
Na that sardine I want badly
Posted: at 1-04-2015 07:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 2-04-2015 08:37 AM (9 years ago)
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Rakelly, I no say u go like food gan!

Posted: at 2-04-2015 08:37 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-04-2015 09:06 AM (9 years ago)
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I like dat shoe part....make he just use his milittary boot,, so he no go waste our money for shoes

Posted: at 2-04-2015 09:06 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 3-04-2015 11:04 AM (9 years ago)
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ok


next
Posted: at 3-04-2015 11:04 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2015 11:10 AM (9 years ago)
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I waka pass

Posted: at 6-04-2015 11:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 9-04-2015 04:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  1-04-2015 10:59 AM
April fool
Cheesy...lol


Posted: at 9-04-2015 04:16 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 9-04-2015 04:17 AM (9 years ago)
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nice one poster Cool
Posted: at 9-04-2015 04:17 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-04-2015 09:51 PM (9 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 11-04-2015 09:51 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 17-04-2015 02:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Alright...

Posted: at 17-04-2015 02:52 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 20-04-2015 05:16 PM (9 years ago)
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nkwanu
Posted: at 20-04-2015 05:16 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-04-2015 05:01 AM (9 years ago)
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I see

Posted: at 23-04-2015 05:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 23-04-2015 12:06 PM (9 years ago)
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serious thank God you can now see
Posted: at 23-04-2015 12:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-04-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 23-04-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-04-2015 06:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-04-2015 06:18 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-04-2015 08:01 AM (9 years ago)
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imagine dat

Posted: at 26-04-2015 08:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 29-04-2015 07:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Imagining..

Posted: at 29-04-2015 07:15 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2015 03:49 AM (9 years ago)
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really?

Posted: at 1-05-2015 03:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 02:03 PM (9 years ago)
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tell us!
Posted: at 2-05-2015 02:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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