I can give life

Date: 01-12-2009 8:52 am (14 years ago) | Author: emma domsing
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- at 1-12-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago)
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A priest & a nun were lost in d desert. D camel dey were riding died!
“Since we’re unlikely 2 get out of here”, Priest says,
“May I ask u to show me ur Bosom s?” Nun considered d situation & said “Ok”! She den asked him if she cud see
his penis too & he obliged.
She touched it & it got hard! D priest said, “U know, if I insert my penis in d right place, IT CAN GIVE LIFE”.
“Oh Father, dat’s great!
Stick it into d damn camel & let’s get out of here!”

Posted: at 1-12-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- byenny at 1-12-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 1-12-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Ur welcome
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Ur welcome
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- byenny at 1-12-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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fanx again
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 1-12-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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na waoh
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Doshe can u give life? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Doshe can u give life? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2009 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 1-12-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago)
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funnny Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-12-2009 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Toks can u give life? Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2009 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 1-12-2009 11:56 PM (14 years ago)
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more than funny
Posted: at 1-12-2009 11:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adedupcy at 2-12-2009 01:06 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm Wink
Posted: at 2-12-2009 01:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 2-12-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago)
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I guess the priest must be our mischievous double posting moderator...
Posted: at 2-12-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-12-2009 03:09 AM (14 years ago)
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chei
Posted: at 2-12-2009 03:09 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 2-12-2009 03:10 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin chei you? no be true i talk?
Posted: at 2-12-2009 03:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-12-2009 03:55 AM (14 years ago)
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stil dont know
Posted: at 2-12-2009 03:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 2-12-2009 04:03 AM (14 years ago)
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wat da phyuk... lol
Posted: at 2-12-2009 04:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 2-12-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  2-12-2009 03:55 AM
stil dont know

Are you scared of the dummy?
Posted: at 2-12-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-12-2009 04:13 AM (14 years ago)
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u said it "dummy" no be me and u....shey u know say the guy na cry baby?if him begin dey halla
Posted: at 2-12-2009 04:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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