Ace Comedian, Alibaba Calls Nollywood Film Makers "Intellectual Imbeciles"

Date: 16-04-2015 8:41 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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Nigeria’s king of comedy, Ali Baba is as pissed about piracy as everyone else but he’s not just taking shots at the pirates; rather, he’s slamming Nollywood film makers for being ‘intellectual imbeciles.’ With the outcry following the sales of pirated copies of Kunle Afolayan‘s award winning film, October 1, Ali Baba took to his Facebook page this morning to write about the increasing rate of piracy in the country. Read below…

When I raised this issue, at critical meetings, I was asked, ARE YOU AN ACTOR?… The results are out… There is a popular African saying about throwing stones in the market place… Let me repeat (paraphrase more like) what some stakeholders told me. ‘Ali Baba, you don’t know our business more than us. We need funding. Once we get funded, we will create distribution channels. We will engage in capacity building. We will build more film villages. We will improve the quality of our movies. We will encrypt our DVDs. We can beat the Pirates at their game.’ I am sure Amaka Igwe will be laughing right now like I am laughing. Intellectual imbeciles!! My brother I like your resolve. Sadly, the people you are fighting for, still don’t get it. Na who wear the shoes know where e dey pinch am.

Interestingly, some of the actors who get paid for their roles, only see up to that point: it’s a paid for job, onto the next. The producers and executive producers are the ones who dole out money to pay for the movies that get pirated. Na them this thing go pain. In case you don’t know, some people are in the movie industry for the popularity. They did not join the industry, if I may call it that, to make money or secure their future. So, when you are talking about stopping them before they stop us, you may actually be stepping on toes of some actors. Because for them, the more people who see the movies, the better for them. They want to be seen anyway. These same people would act for free. Because all they want is to be seen.

They want to be recognized as stars. Get popular enough to be considered for brand endorsements. Pull enough weight to be paid appearance fee upon sighting at events. Amass enough followers to be considered as an A-Lister. It is just enough for them to be craved by sex crazy men and women who drool over screen idols. They want their faces plastered in magazines and as recurrent decimals in gossip columns of junk journalism. That’s all. In the light of the above paragraph, what ‘CONSIGNS’ them with piracy, arrest, prosecution, compensation, or even strategies to reduce the effects of the trade? When it brings them the desired fame? Naaaa. You did not hear that one Nollywood actor asked AY what was he still fighting pirates for… The one you make for Cinema never do you?

Better put, there are people in this industry that you are sticking your neck out for, who will put their STOMACH 1ST, before they think of OCTOBER 1ST. So, much as I applaud your resolve, I know the people you are fighting for will not appreciate it. They can’t. It’s a mindset thing. In fact, after that Showbiz encounter with the president, one person called me to say, it was my useless question that made GEJ not drop money like he should have dropped. So my assumption, not confirmed, is that he dropped but not like he should have dropped....

Egbon mi, Yemi Shodimu do you think these people I described feel the pains of Tunde Kelani, or the struggles of Mahmood Ali-Balogun, the bitterness of Tade Ogidan, frustration of Baba SALA or the sorrows of Kunle Afolayan? Naaaa… They just want to be in your movie and Bloooooooooooow. Whether you make your money back is your Wahala. Just give them a script for the next movie. What do I know SEF? SHEBI I am just a comedian...















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Posted: at 16-04-2015 08:41 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- beneno at 16-04-2015 09:00 PM (9 years ago)
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- climax_man at 16-04-2015 09:12 PM (9 years ago)
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- elchymo at 16-04-2015 09:18 PM (9 years ago)
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- Giftous1 at 16-04-2015 09:58 PM (9 years ago)
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- dareper at 16-04-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago)
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We don hear
Posted: at 16-04-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- winace at 16-04-2015 11:08 PM (9 years ago)
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U are baba but d same pple producing films shld not wait for government b4 they will fight for their right.
Posted: at 16-04-2015 11:08 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- winace at 16-04-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 16-04-2015 11:08 PM
U are right baba but d pple producing films shld not wait for government b4 they will fight for their right.
Posted: at 16-04-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zoe61 at 17-04-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-04-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- chik001 at 17-04-2015 02:57 AM (9 years ago)
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...never know good meaning people like this who think outside the box are still in naija... Smiley
...very interesting...
Posted: at 17-04-2015 02:57 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ken1230 at 17-04-2015 03:20 AM (9 years ago)
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All the ashewos in so called Nollywood will now start relocating to Syria since Jonathan no dey again to give them our billions for being an ashewo.
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- echeeche at 17-04-2015 08:01 AM (9 years ago)
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- elchymo at 20-08-2015 03:18 AM (8 years ago)
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