Specimen cup

Date: 03-12-2009 12:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- at 3-12-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago)
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What... was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Posted: at 3-12-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 3-12-2009 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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aarrrgghhhh woman!, this has been posted a lot

Posted: at 3-12-2009 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 3-12-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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wateva
Posted: at 3-12-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago)
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wheneva

Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-12-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  3-12-2009 12:56 PM
aarrrgghhhh woman!, this has been posted a lot

am  beginning to imagine which joke u ave not seen b4 ........

Posted: at 5-12-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 5-12-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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k'l

Posted: at 5-12-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago)
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and whoeva. thank u mr.
Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-12-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b9

Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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howeva
Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-12-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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whateva

Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 08:03 PM (15 years ago)
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yes boy
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago)
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no sir

Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 08:10 PM (15 years ago)
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ahaha
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-12-2009 08:43 PM (15 years ago)
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uhuhuhu

Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehe
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-12-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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gigigigiigiggiggi

Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-12-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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you dont have a tongue or
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-12-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago)
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mouth

Posted: at 5-12-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-12-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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then die

Posted: at 5-12-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzy at 6-12-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago)
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hey guys! doesn't mata it's funnie

Posted: at 6-12-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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