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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 6-12-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago)  (m) Once upon a time there was a family of storks: Papa Stork,
> Mama Stork,
> and Baby Stork. One evening, Papa wasn't at dinner. Mama
> left food out
> for him, but he didn't come home at all that night.
>
> When he finally did come home the next day, Baby Stork
> asked, "Papa,
> where were you all night, last night?"
>
> Papa replied, "Out making a young couple very happy."
>
> Several weeks later, Mama Stork was late for dinner. Papa
> and Baby
> waited for a long while, then gave up and ordered pizza.
> Mama stork
> didn't make it home till late the next morning. When she
> tiredly sank
> into her favorite chair, Baby asked her, "Mama, where were
> you all last
> night?"
>
> "I was out making a young couple very happy," she sighed.
>
> Later that autumn, Baby was late for dinner. Papa and Mama
> were very
> concerned. Their anxiety increased when Baby still wasn't
> home by
> sunset. They waited up late together for Baby, but he
> didn't arrive home
> until early morning.
>
> Papa was angry. "Just where in the hell were you all night,
> Baby
> Stork?"
>
> "Out scaring the s**t out of college students," Baby Stork
> giggled.
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 6-12-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Na so baby stork Useless | Posted: at 6-12-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Na so baby stork Useless
SOrry JOBLESS TOO | Posted: at 6-12-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 6-12-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) (m) na wa for ur stories... | Posted: at 6-12-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na wa for ur stories...
Help me ask am? | Posted: at 6-12-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 6-12-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) (m) doesn't make sense to me
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 6-12-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 6-12-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) me too | Posted: at 6-12-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 6-12-2009 11:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) Sheenor explain
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 6-12-2009 11:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "adedupcy") adedupcy at 7-12-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) (f) waiting 4 d exP........ | Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Bomber") Bomber at 7-12-2009 01:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) me too
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant. | Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 7-12-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) funny but really long sha
2.0. | Posted: at 7-12-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 7-12-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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different storks to me... | Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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me 4.wetin b storks | Posted: at 7-12-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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maybe we should ask prof. sheenor... | Posted: at 7-12-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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