Ba'a Shiga {No Entry}

Date: 07-12-2009 9:26 am (14 years ago) | Author: ANTHONY DIDIOMA
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- at 7-12-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago)
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A highly religious fulani muslim man with 4 (four) wives and 24 children, just married another young beautiful 'Ameria', his son's friend (A Mopol) visited while he was guarding his new wife, the Mopol who claim to understand hausa, engaged in conversation with the Alhaji, thus:

Mopol: Ina kwana (Goodmorning)
Alhaji: Sanu da zuwa (Welcome)
Mopol: Abu yana gida? (Is Abu at home?)
Alhaji: Eh! (yes) Amaa, Ba'a Shiga, (But No entry)
Mopol: Yowaa (Ok!)[/b]
As this conversation was going on, the Mopol was heading towards the mat door! Thinking Ba'a Shiga is 'Ka Shiga' Enter!

Alhaji: Ba'a Shiga!!! (no Entry)
Mopol: Yowaa (Ok!)
Alhaji: Yaro Na Che Ba'a Shiga!!! (Boy, I said No Entry)
Mopol: Yowaa (Ok!)

Immidiately the Mopol touched the mat door,

Alhaji: Ahwuzibilahi!!!, Allah ji kan rai! (God accept this soul)

Alhaji rushed in and attacked the Mopol with all his might, My guys, no bi small panel beating!, The Mopol ended up in the Hospital.

Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- teeco at 7-12-2009 09:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Doshe at 7-12-2009 12:33 PM (14 years ago)
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ok? den what?
Posted: at 7-12-2009 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-12-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-12-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago)
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ba'a Shiga
Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-12-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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No Entry
Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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ok, Ka Shiga
Posted: at 7-12-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-12-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Kai Bazan shiga ba
Posted: at 7-12-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 7-12-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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na shiga
Posted: at 7-12-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 7-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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shiga baya
Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 7-12-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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a gaba
Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-12-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on  7-12-2009 04:15 PM
a gaba
Huh? Huh? Huh?
a kain.... Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 7-12-2009 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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na tafi
Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-12-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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more like takwa bay.....
Posted: at 7-12-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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big wahala
Posted: at 7-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-12-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha....
Posted: at 7-12-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-12-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Poster. U try Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-12-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 7-12-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-12-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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