Tired Couple

Date: 07-12-2009 9:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 7-12-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago)
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After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...

Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired could i have
a cup of coffee
Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you
but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date ......

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman..
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neossha at 7-12-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz......but
Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 7-12-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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what this tym?
Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 7-12-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago)
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sumtyn.
Posted: at 7-12-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-12-2009 10:01 PM (15 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 7-12-2009 10:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-12-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Good one but some have been posted b4
Posted: at 7-12-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-12-2009 09:38 AM (15 years ago)
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ya!
Posted: at 8-12-2009 09:38 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-12-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Ok guy
Posted: at 8-12-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 8-12-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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yeyeyeyeye
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 8-12-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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TRY
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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not too gud
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  8-12-2009 03:26 PM
not too gud

honey Na lie you dey talk
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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TEECO HW FAR? IS LYK U DON GET PLENTY HONEY OO!!
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 04:05 PM
TEECO HW FAR? IS LYK U DON GET PLENTY HONEY OO!!

weytin man go do na
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  8-12-2009 04:18 PM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 04:05 PM
TEECO HW FAR? IS LYK U DON GET PLENTY HONEY OO!!

weytin man go do na
IS LYK U GO BEGIN TRANSFA SOME NA, MAKE ME N U DEY RUN D PACKAGE 2GEDA
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 04:24 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-12-2009 04:18 PM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 04:05 PM
TEECO HW FAR? IS LYK U DON GET PLENTY HONEY OO!!

weytin man go do na
IS LYK U GO BEGIN TRANSFA SOME NA, MAKE ME N U DEY RUN D PACKAGE 2GEDA


No wahala you be pld boi I go Transfer one for you
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago)
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WAITIN
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-12-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Ask am
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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